TO Gorby, who's trying to change Russia's style,
We offer a Big Mac, a Coke and a smile.
To Arafat, suddenly in Reagan's favor,
We give a firm handshake, but no visa waiver.
Manuel Noriega, whom Bush treated so nice,
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We give you a guest spot on "Miami Vice."
TO Mort and Geraldo, who try hard to please,
We give you each other as interviewees.
Martin Scorsese, whose film riled a nation,
We ask you to lead us not into Temptation.
FOR Sorrento, as always, the king of the hill,
A guard full of fresh faces, who won't make you ill.
To Brian, a year with these happy young pups
Full of four-figure press runs and two-color sups.
Liz, we give an alarm for your office and car,
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