We offer some offices instead of a hotel.
To Dean Spence we give new faculty, young and homegrown,
And no more minorities here just on loan.
FOR the K-School faculty, all experts and purists,
A trip to Washington as more than just tourists.
To your beloved dean, a public service medal
For all the worthy donations he tried to softpedal.
Though you're leaving your job, Graham, we know you will linger
So we proffer your post to your good friend Steve Singer.
Dick Thornburgh, who unlike most, went with the winning bunch,
We leave you fond memories and a brown bag lunch.
O Med School faculty, whose deeds are at times nefarious,
We give you a stern lecture from one, Richard Marius,
And a course at the B-School in which to enlist
All your budding joint venture capitalists.
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