But only if it's posted out by the front door.
To MCAD we wish all possible aid,
And when all else fails, a large can of Raid.
FOR Derek, our friend, though rarely we speak,
A job offer suitable to your talents unique,
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We hear there's an opening in a Yard nearby,
Where your pro-labor record you needn't deny,
Where protests and squabbles would still keep you awake,
The Law School deanship we suggest you retake.
Should you apply, your chances look pretty;
We know you have a good friend who's on the committee.
THE seven white men--oh wait, make that five--
The Corporation needs two members sure to revive.
We give you a woman and minority peer
So that different ideas you'll be able to hear.
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