To the Board of Overseers we give a loud voice,
And to the alumni who elect them, a genuine choice.
For Harvard the White Knight, takeover artist extraordinaire,
A package of cigarettes to poison the air.
An endowment past $5 billion is coming your way;
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After all, we spend hundreds to be here each day.
TO Matina Horner, who is leaving our midst,
We give tenure at a school that doesn't exist.
For Archie C. Epps and L. Fred Jewett,
A keg to ban and a swat team to do it.
After 17 years of organizing, we give HUCTW a rest
And a voice for all workers to get things off their chest.
To Anne Taylor, an ear open to advice,
And to both parties, pacifiers, so you all play nice.
TO the profs in FAS, who teach us so well,
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