A trip around the world and budgets that will go as far.
To Lorna, a short list and a funny cartoon,
For Elaine, no complaints and a happy honeymoon.
Kenny, a year of clean Crimson habits,
And Bogey, a new stomach and many fresh rabbits.
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To the Lampy some chickens-in-resident,
A chair all your own, not carried by our president,
And guest appearance by Sam Kinison;
To Phil Weiss, lots of coal lumps and leftover venison.
THAT'S our list; please excuse the rhyme and the meter,
And we offer a final wish to you, dear reader:
Though it's been said, many times, many ways,
Have a pleasant holiday; see ya in 17 days.