A bridge for the Law School, to cross its large schism
(Though it's sometimes been nice to see real radicalism),
A knife for the brie at the next office sit-in,
And a job interview schedule all students can fit in.
Clare Dalton, to whom the Law School was untrue,
Plenty of evidence and the chutzpah to sue.
Dershowitz, our counsel, a chef oh so fine,
A pastrami sandwich that costs less than $7.99,
And an appointment with a rebbe who won't mind saying
That you can be selling when you ought to be praying.
FOR the UC, a slumbering giant recently awoken,
Reps who are more politically outspoken.
To student activists we give a new cause,
To Wall Street-bound seniors, we offer a pause
To consider careers selfless and inspiring;
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The U.C.: There's Hope Yet
