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THE CRIMSON BREAKFAST.

REPORTED BY OUR OWN CORRESPONDENT.

SONG.Which is the paper that's famed for "Lies "?*

The Advocate, Freshie; and Seniors say

They always expect some witty surprise

On every Advocate day.

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Which is the paper the Faculty love ?

The Register, Freshie, and I know why;

Because in its pages they hope to shove

Their pictures by and by.

Which is the paper that likes to blow ?

The Echo, Freshie; and some men say

That like all echoes, its echoes grow

Much weaker, day by day.

Which is the paper by graduates run ?

The Lampoon, Freshie; and I should smile

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