How to walk like everything
With the famous Harvard swing;
How the tutor's life to vex,
How to flirt with the Annex;
How a cigarette is rolled,
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How to grind up physics cold;
Where the swellest Seniors go,
Where the greenest Freshmen blow;
Of the Proctor's cunning way
On examination day.
Me all objects waited for
When I was a Sophomore.
For my sport the Freshman went
On my many errands bent.
For me each professor set
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