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THE CRIMSON BREAKFAST.

REPORTED BY OUR OWN CORRESPONDENT.

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

Just the hardest paper yet.

For my sake the postman brought

Bills from merchants of the 'Port.

Once a week came Connors up

To present me with a pup.

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For my sake the President

Now and then a message sent.

For my sake the Bursar fair

Saved a splendid room in Thayer;

And the Janitor I kept

Smoked my meerschaum while I slept.

For my sake the man next door

Sang the whole of Pinafore;

And the athlete overhead

Trained when I had gone to bed.

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