Then the precious prowling proctor brushes up his squeaky shoes,
And the much-conditioned Senior has a fearful fit of blues.
This was discovered, however, to be a poem which the Crimson had rejected, and the President thought that home talent had better be encouraged in future. He therefore called upon Dr. Oliver Wendell H-lm-s for one of the poems of his boyhood. The Doctor gave
THE SUBSCRIPTION MAN.There are three frauds at college here
Who help to drain one's purse;
Though two of them are bad enough
The third is somewhat worse;
And if you 'll lend your ear to me,
Their tales I will rehearse.
You 're grinding Greek some afternoon;
A knock upon the door;
In walks the patent book-rack fiend,
Who talks till you are sore;
You buy just to get rid of him
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