Thou hast more than he can tell.
He has calls and debts in store -
Blessings on thee, Sophomore !
Oh for Sophomoric joy !
Summonses without annoy.
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Many useful kinds of knowledge
Never learned inside the College:
Of the tailor's tricky ways,
How the proud 'Port "peeler" slays;
Where the fire-ladders are;
How to catch a bad catarrh;
Feats of gymnasts wonderful;
How to pull a single scull;
How the hare and hounds is played;
How a tennis score is made;
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