And pay your board bill, though you know
You 're starving day by day;
And pay the scot when chum has not
The wherewithal to pay.
But if you are a muscle-man
Of goodly size to view,
And classmate is collecting for
The Nine or for the Crew,
Just say you 're training for the same,
And hope that he 'll train too.
Or if you are a little man,
And that would be too thin,
Say you have other channels for
The flowing of your tin;
And as for the athletic sports,
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