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THE CRIMSON BREAKFAST.

REPORTED BY OUR OWN CORRESPONDENT.

So fire away, old grind, you have the coldest cheek

Of any flunk in college. You 're the boss snide - a tart piece on a tare,

And I will sit on you when next you try

To squirt in my elective, - that you call the soft.

When you have got it cold, and think'st to make a rush,

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I 'll get the bulge on you, - the dead wood,

And you shall slump and dead in spite of crib and cram, -

The section shall wood up, and you 'll be tried.

What growl you ? Cut it short ? Well, I should smile.

Come, cut, you scrub, light out, walk off upon your ear,

Give us a rest, or I will fire you out.

You put on too much dog, too many lugs;

Come, hit her up, my Lippi, make a brace,

Or you 'll get scooped, for such a boom as this

I ne'er was gagged by. You are too flash by half.

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