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Seven Lords A-Leaping... and Other Seasonal Matters

(A Christmas Cantata)

Chorus:

We dress like him and talk like him and we wear the Moynihat!

Matron:

And some day, I've heard it quoth (straight from Archie Epps!)

He'll stand straight and take the Oath right on the Capitol Steps!

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(All bow their heads low)

Chorus:

We'll sing songs and eat crepes

Right on the Capitol Steps!

(spoken) What other gifts have ye Baby?

For David Herbert Donald, whose goatee has been shed.

May dreams of grits and greens dance inside his head.

For Rapid Robert Amdur, the Bronx Bombers rise once more,

And what a gift! Chief Gorski's cops and all the B. and G. men

I've arranged it so their kids can meet the Fellows Nieman!

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