Trudging to D.C., safe on his merits.
Mike Kinsley's a pilgrim to eretz Peretz.
Not even slush could possibly curb a
Wish to say, "Noel," to Sidney Verba.
For B.F. Skinner, a stick and a carrot
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For John Clive a bowl of mulled claret.
Put a new log on the brazier
It's Melting Pot Fondue for Nate Glazer.
Chorus:
Glazer? Glazer? Wasn't he the straight man?
Who was his partner, the one they call the Great Dan?
(Enter Society Matron)
Matron:
Not Dan! Not Dan! Those who love him call him Pat!
We dress like him and talk like him and we wear the Moynihat!
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