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Seven Lords A-Leaping... and Other Seasonal Matters

(A Christmas Cantata)

Trudging to D.C., safe on his merits.

Mike Kinsley's a pilgrim to eretz Peretz.

Not even slush could possibly curb a

Wish to say, "Noel," to Sidney Verba.

For B.F. Skinner, a stick and a carrot

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For John Clive a bowl of mulled claret.

Put a new log on the brazier

It's Melting Pot Fondue for Nate Glazer.

Chorus:

Glazer? Glazer? Wasn't he the straight man?

Who was his partner, the one they call the Great Dan?

(Enter Society Matron)

Matron:

Not Dan! Not Dan! Those who love him call him Pat!

We dress like him and talk like him and we wear the Moynihat!

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