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Seven Lords A-Leaping... and Other Seasonal Matters

(A Christmas Cantata)

But nothing convinces like sweet generosity

So here, to our friends, a small Yuletide cigar!

Cigar:

Bang!

Chorus:

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First we proclaim our long-concealed ardor

For the man who won't lie to you, Jimmy E. Carter

But, soft, Derek Bok, you're our President too,

You were on Meet The Press--we were so proud of you!

Narrator:

He was on TV

He's good enough for me

But the President's market he didn't corner--What about Mrs. Horner?

Chorus:

Ike and Tina Horner

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