Sing for the Brothers Warner!
(A child enters with a very old man. He is wearing wrapping paper, she the Yves St. Laurent "new Look")
Old Man:
What do you have my little one for your friends?
Child:
I got bucks for Hank Rosovsky and genes for Al Vellucci
And royalties for Doris Kearns to deck her out in Gucci!
For Dershowitz a D.C. job and for his client Reems he might
Let us arrange a date with beautiful Shere Hite!
For Heimert I've a whale to talk to after hours--Together they can nosh on Sherman Holcombe's cauliflowers!
First we greet those we've learned
Are slouching towards Washington, to be confirmed:
Bow-tied John Dunlop, arch-anti-inflator,
And Master Vorenberg, a Jimmy-come-later.
Profs. Dershowitz, Nye, Haar and Katz--May Senate committees give consent and eclats.
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