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Seven Lords A-Leaping... and Other Seasonal Matters

(A Christmas Cantata)

Enough of Harvard's far flung magi

Chaire to loyal stay-at-home Greg Nagy.

A surreal stew for Octavio Paz

And a public policy on Arthur Maass

From scientists and their quibbles, please save us--

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And make peace between Lewontin and Davis.

If anyone deserves a full sock he

Might very well be Jim Kubacki

Since silence is not golden merely

We grant a new larynx to Coach Bill Cleary.

In the coming exam crunch

Bless Tommy Stephanian and his eponymous Lunch.

Fond adieux to Paul A. Cantor

Lowell's Miltonic gourmet Santa.

Goodwill to Goodwin, Doris K.,

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