My Rejected Ivy Oration
I’m here today because I know that we are all a little anxious about graduating and I thought that I might help demystify the future—the great unknown.
What we only wish happened this year.
Just the Tip
Words of wisdom from some of FM's soon-to-depart seniors.
Walk of Shame
This weekend, I auditioned for Identities. I didn’t get it.
Too nervous to go on a date alone, FM writers Nicole Levin and Keyon Vafa decided to take their lucky Datamatches on a double date. Braving rejection and social stigma, our FM team emailed all of freshman matches and eventually found some a pair that was willing to date on the record…the record of love.
Regarding My Future Unemployment
Dear extended relatives, family friends, former English teachers, gynecologists, and my brother’s roommates and their extended relatives, I am very tired of answering the same questions about my future, over and over. And I know, for the most part, you have only been asking to be polite, to make conversation, or so that you can compare me to your daughter (she wins, okay, she wins!). So to streamline the process I have compiled a list of the most commonly asked questions (and their answers) about my future and career goals.
Amy Poehler Named Ridgley Hall Room 52 Woman of the Year
Well this is awkward. I was going to announce it later, but it looks like the Pudding beat me to it. Amy Poehler, you are the Ridgely Room 52 Woman of the Year (WOY)! What a coincidence!
A Guide for You Yale Visitors
Hi, Yale friends. It can be hard navigating the Harvard social scene (though not as hard as navigating the New Haven crime scene). FM came up with some tips that should help you have a good time after The Game.
What Can You Buy With Crimson Ca$h?
Turns out you can buy booze. Just very very very classy booze.
Eric Q. Doyle
Eric Q. Doyle, who can be found at the Farmers' Market in the Science Center Plaza, was scoped by FM this past week.
Eric Q. Doyle
Eric Q. Doyle sells nuts at the Harvard Farmer's Market.
Teen Mag Quiz: Where Are You Talking About Yourself?
’Tis the season to be self-promoting. Between breaking ice and making deals, it can be easy to forget exactly where you are and who you are trying to impress. FM’s here to remind you to ask yourself the following localizing questions:
I Saw You I-Lab
Welcome to the i-lab.
A sample of the i-lab's eclectic quisine.
Inspiration at the i-lab
Budding entrepreneurs work at the i-lab.
Stop Pretending You’re Poor
Jokes That Aren’t Funny: Racism and Harassment in Student Traditions
What We Talk About When We Talk About Math 55
On Harvard FAS Dean Search, Social Sciences Dean Says, ‘Thank Goodness I Don’t Have That Job.’
Harvard to Offer Tagalog Language Course for First Time in University History