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Commencement 2025: Résumé Review

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{shortcode-23e81db83153b3c9de54f70486b184a1669eaf65}Now that you have a very expensive piece of paper to hang on your wall, your college career is a part of your past. All the late nights, tears, and laughter are something to reminisce over… and something to add to your résumé. The fourth (and final) day of our Commencement Week feature is a chance to reflect on your time on campus — because we know it’s about so much more than a diploma.

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Not So Fast, Grad

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Okay, we’re super duper proud that you’ve finally earned your diploma, but you’re crazy if you think that’s all it takes to consider yourself a true alum. Your social achievements matter, too. Have you passed muster?

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Did You Do Harvard Right?

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No one makes it through college without a few ups and downs — an unfortunate truth that the perfectionists among us might have trouble processing. If you’re having trouble deciding where you ended up on the ladder of success, let us help.

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Did You Do Harvard Right?

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{shortcode-edf73101cdbd04064774593931a50ae3c70c167a}Sure, everyone tells you that there’s not any one way to do college “right,” but let’s be honest — there are some wrong ways. Not sure if you can be proud of your time on campus? Our quiz will decide for you.

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Not So Fast, Grad

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{shortcode-71be49da646ed44962b85108bd155fe2140e31d2}You’ve submitted your thesis. You’ve folded and packed your grad gown. Your parents booked a hotel in Cambridge that cost a semester’s worth of tuition.

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You did everything you needed to graduate…right?

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Truth is, walking the stage didn’t mean you met all your requirements. No, not the ones you skimmed

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through on my.harvard while Googling, “is a 3.69 technically cum laude?” I’m talking about the rites of passage that mark a true Harvardian — the ones you would be quizzed on in the Suits multiverse to check if you really went to Harvard.

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Section crushes? Library all-nighters? Comping trauma? Galore. We’ve all had them.

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Unless, of course, you haven't. In that case, you have one final chance to pull off the ultimate buzzer-beater and earn your unofficial social degree before you leave campus this year.

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Now, take out your metaphorical punch card and see if you really graduated from the big H.

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Sidechat Fame

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Did you have your moment? Your anonymous fifteen minutes of fame? If you’ve cracked >100 upvotes on a single post, you can confidently say that you have.

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No, it doesn’t count if your post was begging everyone to mass-email your professor to bump the class average (an A- will not kill you) (touch grass guys) (go outside and breathe air).

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Instead, your post must have sparked laughter. Forged community. Have been filled with language so incisive, humor so disarmingly astute, wit so unnervingly precise that users were left wondering: “Who wrote this? Can we be friends? Or fall in love? Or both?”

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Which is precisely why there should have been a grand unveiling of Sidechat’s leaderboard celebrities at graduation. Radio Rebel-style.

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Show yourselves. For the people. For the bit.

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G-cal-ing Your Shower

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Welcome to the academic underworld! It is only accessible via the Lamont elevator and reserved for when you’re forty lectures behind, you have a final tomorrow, and your shower time needs to be budgeted by the second.

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There is no free will, there is only Google Calendar.

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All Harvard students know, if it’s not on the calendar, it’s not happening. How else will you make sure your personal hygiene doesn’t bleed into the “Lecture #4” & “Overthink that one section comment from 3 weeks ago” slots?

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You also get major bonus points if you’ve carved out time for breakdowns: “Crying in the MAC: 5:15-5:30 p.m. Hard stop.”

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Because at the end of the day, you didn’t run your schedule at Harvard — your schedule ran you.

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Lamonstering for a Night

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It started innocently enough. You went to Lamont to make some “meaningful progress” on that double-spaced, 15-page paper you had due in the morning. Next thing you know, it’s 5:43 a.m., the sun is rising, you’re hyper aware of your newly formed eyebags, your spine is shaped like a question mark, and you’re sipping the last of your stale, soy-milk latte from Lamont Cafe (they were out of whole milk again).

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Not to mention, you’ve been holding your pee for seven hours just to avoid the Lamont bathrooms, which reek of despair and someone’s regrettable HUDS dinner.

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At some point, you check your progress and come to a horrifying realization: your hours-per-page rate is slower than your minutes-per-mile. You are somehow both illiterate and unathletic. Congratulations.

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You didn’t just pull an all-nighter. You haven’t spoken aloud in over 10 hours. You have morphed into one of the Lamonsters you have been warned of before. Vacant eyes. Hoodie up. Laptop glowing.

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Did you really go to Harvard if you didn’t have this descent into fluorescent-lit madness?

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Lost a Friend to Consulting

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They used to be full of joy — promise even. They used to paint, laugh, and smile. Their Harvard applications once said things like “I want to make a difference and be a force for good.”

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Then, came the info sessions, the tote bags, and the free sushi. Suddenly, you’re hearing the words “It’ll just be for two years” from the same friend who once wanted to run a community goat farm in Vermont. Classic last words.

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Now, you wake up to the buzzing sound of Slack notifications from their phone. They whisper weird words like “client-facing” in their sleep. They unironically ask if you could “circle back” to grabbing a meal together.

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You nod. You smile. You grieve. Congratulations, MBB killed your best friend’s personality, and you can finally join the thousands of other mournful Harvard alumni who can say the same.

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Saying Goodbye To Your Characters

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No, these are not your friends. Not your blockmates. Not even your old situationships you avoid making eye contact with at the CVS self-checkout.

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We are talking about the recurring characters in the movie of your college life, the ones with virtually no speaking lines but a looming presence. The characters you’ve unlocked and now suddenly see everywhere.

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You’ve talked about them with your friends, you’ve assigned them personalities, and you’ve built entire narratives around them. From the girl who always raised her hand in EC1010a to the guy who was always in the dhall when you were, you begin to wonder if they remember you the same way you remember them.

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The worst part is, these goodbyes are the hardest. You have virtually no way to stay in touch, but you’ll miss the way they quietly filled the background of your days.

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Part of graduating is letting go of the strangers who’ve shaped your life without ever knowing they were in it.

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So no, you can’t just post your Widener thesis photos and proceed through Johnston Gate. To really graduate from Harvard, you have to laugh, overschedule, work all night, spend time with your friends, fall in love with strangers, and somehow find joy in the small chaotic moments that make Harvard home.

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Only then can you really say goodbye <3.

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Commencement 2025: We Bid You Adieu

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Memorializing Yourself on Campus

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Seniors, you might be receiving your diplomas this morning, but there’s one last assignment for you to complete before you leave campus: leaving a lasting impression. Sure, you could’ve started on this during your first semester, but what would your college career look like without a little bit of procrastination?

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Graduating? Here’s Seven Ways to Say Goodbye to Harvard

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Even if you’ll be in the Boston area postgrad, we doubt you’ll be spending quite as much time in these hallowed halls (or on these overly manicured lawns). And even if you become yet another tourist terrorizing visiting campus far too often, you’ll never ever be a college student again (sorry). So pause and dedicate a moment (or a few) to saying farewell.

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Graduating? Here’s Seven Ways to Say Goodbye to Harvard

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You did it. You survived Ec10, CS50, blocking drama, Lamont at 2 a.m., and the heartbreak of not getting into the Adams House dhall for two years. Now, as the gates of Harvard Yard close behind you (metaphorically, unless you lost your ID again), here are seven ways to say goodbye — some heartfelt, some hilarious, and all very Harvard.

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Take a Victory Lap Around the Yard

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Literally jog, stroll, or cartwheel your way past every building where you once cried over a pset, made a lifelong friend, or panic-wrote a paper at 3 a.m. This is your main character montage — cue the Good Will Hunting score.

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Write Yourself a Letter, Then “Lose” it in Widener

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Pen a letter to your future self and tuck it into a random Widener book. Ideally, something no one checks out (so like 90 percent of the books). Like The Rise and Fall of the Harvard Student Agencies Tax Policy Manual, Vol. 3 (idk if this is real). You’ll either find it when you visit… or haunt Widener forever.

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Stage a Personal Commencement in the Science Center Plaza

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Get a robe, your diploma, and walk dramatically across the plaza while your roommate plays your favorite tune (preferably from Dean Khurana’s playlist) on a Bluetooth speaker. Loudly. If tourists take photos, even better.

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Start One Last HUDS Food Fight

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Every senior has a HUDS hot take — the chili, weekend burgers, or cookies that hit different. It’s finally time to honor the chaos. Rank every dhall. Post your HUDS tier list. Start a Sidechat fight. Bonus points if you finally settle the age-old mystery: Were there laxatives in the eggs, or was that just a mass hallucination? Either way, you survived HUDS. That deserves a farewell bite.

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Steal a Brick (Figuratively, I Swear)

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Not from an actual building — relax! But take a piece of something mundane and sacred to you: A flyer from the Smith Center, a lamp photo from the Barker Center, or a selfie with a Yard chair. Your weird memento = your final goodbye.

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Say Thank You (Even if It’s Cringy)

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To your amazing, splendid TF. To that one security guard who always let you in even when you forgot your ID. To the classmate who let you copy the reading (or homework). To your first-year proctor who saw you cry outside of your building. It’s Harvard — it’s built on people, not just legacy.

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Cry Over Your Last FlyBy Meal (We Won’t Judge)

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It’s not just a sandwich. It’s every rushed FlyBy grab, every sad burger line at Eliot, every “Wait… is this chicken?” moment in the dhall. Take a moment to mourn the most controversial cuisine of your college years. Will you miss it? Unclear. Will you think about it while ordering overpriced Sweetgreen at your 9-to-5? Abso-freaking-lutely.

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No matter how you say goodbye — whether a stroll through the Yard, a chaotic HUDS feast on a lawn (or at Cronk), or a whispered “thank you” to your favorite overly expensive red chair — just know that your time here mattered. Harvard will keep going (very loudly, stressfully, and ultimately dramatically), but you get to walk away with memories, a degree, and a mild caffeine addiction. So take your moment. Hug your people. Eat that last burger. And then? Go be legen-“wait-for-it”-dary. Or at least mildly competent… We’ll take either.

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Memorializing Yourself on Campus

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How do you say goodbye to the place that shaped you into who you are — from a premed 18-year-old to, now, a 22-year-old soon-to-be investment banker? How do you make peace with the fact that, come September, you won’t be heading back to the dhall for Mojo Marinated Chicken? Though you’ve completed your final exams and closed all your thesis-related tabs (hopefully), we leave you with one final college assignment: memorialize yourself at Harvard. We understand that you’ll complain on Sidechat that this assignment is “unfair” and “unclear” without some ample guidance, so here’s some inspiration to get you started.

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Create a time capsule

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Gather a few items that represent your four years at Harvard: an Ec 10 Unit Review packet, your first-year dorm T-shirt, a Cafe Gato Rojo punch card. Put these useless pieces of trash treasures into a box, and hide it somewhere. Rely on your Harvard brain (or your Notes app) to help you remember its location when you’re here for your ten-year reunion.

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Start a rumor about yourself

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This may truly be the best way to cement your legacy at Harvard. Even if you don’t want to embezzle funds to buy a four thousand dollar corgi, you can still stir up drama to keep your name lingering on campus long after you’re gone (off to Manhattan).

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Pass on your wisdom

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Write all your best pieces of Harvard advice down on a piece of paper and tape it to the inside of your desk before you leave. Please note that “Sleep gened is a gem” does not count as wisdom, merely common sense.

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Make up a fake club…and hope it becomes real

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Co-founder of the HUBAC (Harvard Undergraduate Bagel Appreciation Club) has a nice ring to it. And somebody should really make it a thing (read: create a GroupMe), especially with PopUp Bagels joining us in the Square in 2025. Leave your imprint on Harvard by creating the club you wish you’d had all along. Future classes of Harvard students will forever be in your debt.

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Say thank you

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Whether it’s expressing your gratitude to your favorite dhall worker (shoutout Grace in Eliot) or to the girl who replied to all your discussion posts with “I found this really insightful,” saying thank you is a sure-fire way to memorialize yourself in the hearts of those who impacted you on campus. After all, it’s the people who make the place, right? That’s what Instagram captions tell us, at least.

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If, after all these suggestions, you are still unsure about how to imprint your legacy on Harvard, we suggest you hold off on graduating just yet. Take a few more classes to foster your intellectual vitality, and maybe you’ll discover a spark of creativity. Or you can just copy our ideas — either way.

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Why are you still reading this??????? Go have fun with your friends before they’re off to 100-hour work weeks. BYE!

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Commencement 2025: Senior Spotlight

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The Class of 2025 might be leaving campus, but they’ll never be far from our hearts. Or our thoughts — we’re still a little bit too reliant on their wisdom. The second day of our Commencement Week feature is all about senior voices; we’re listening closely, we promise.

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The Real Traditions of Harvard College

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Whether you think there are three or four rites of passage for students at the College, we’re pretty sure you’re underestimating. Our senior writers have compiled a list of a few more experiences that are practically graduation requirements for undergrads.

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Sage Advice from the Class of 2025

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Whether seniors tear up at the thought of graduating or simply sigh in relief, this time of year is one for reflection. And for (very kind) lecturing. We’ve collected some words of wisdom from this year’s graduates, and we’re happy to share them with the world.

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The Real Traditions of Harvard College

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{shortcode-af79cbc9050cc9f664367f12c63ce3ee3c91c788}With only four years at the College, some might argue that time to complete the four undergraduate traditions is quite limited. However, as experts on campus life, we can confidently say that those people are wrong. Even the prefrosh taking their math placement tests this summer can tell you that you’d only need to complete one tradition per year to finish all four; that’s a rather abysmal level of accomplishment, not at all appropriate for our hallowed institution. To rectify this, we’ve compiled a much longer list of the experiences that truly compose our “transformative education.” You’re welcome.

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Loudly dropping something in Loker Reading Room

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This one only counts if it’s an accident. Bonus points for metal water bottles.

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Soaking in the vibes of Grensday

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Self explanatory: Grendel’s on a Wednesday.

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Adding everyone on Linkedin who goes to Harvard

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Bonus points if you have them on Instagram and know them exclusively through their profile picture.

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Clicking “Love Only” on Datamatch and then refusing to match with anyone

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Cowardice? Commitment issues? We prefer to think of it as maintaining your air of mystery.

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Wearing pajamas to weekend office hours

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Bonus points if they’re patterned. Let your favorite TF learn your favorite dinosaur. Rawr.

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Switching between pre-med (or pre-law) and consulting

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Usually after taking Chem 17 or Chem 27. Or right after dropping HUCG comp. Sigh.

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Smiling and nodding when a tourist asks if they should rub John Harvard’s foot for good luck

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This one’s diabolical. You are evil.

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Having your MIT frat experience

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You’ll go once and never feel the urge to go back. Ever.

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Going on a date with someone from MIT

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No, they’re not better off campus.

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Going on a date with someone from Tufts

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If you thought the other one was bad, don’t do this. Ever. Feel the fiery wrath of hell before you ever attempt this right of passage.

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Frantically skimming your readings for a class discussion at the beginning of the class

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A skim is a win sometimes. Or you can phone a friend (Chat GPT).

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Pretending to love Felipe’s rooftop just because the drinks are cheap

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We truly are broke college students here.

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Doing your club homework before your chores or real homework

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Priorities, right?

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Forgetting your room key before showering in a communal bathroom, then standing outside waiting for Securitas in nothing but a towel

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One of the most intimate interactions you’ll ever experience on campus, but it happens to us all.

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\r\nThese experiences might be tamer than the archetypal four, but we believe that no four years at the College could be complete without them. If you still have some time left in your undergraduate career, we hope you’ll relish completing each and every one of them (some mostly in retrospect) at a respectable rate of four to five per year. If you’re about to receive your diploma on Commencement Day, we hope you’ll remember the time spent suffering enjoying these rites of passage with fondness. No one will believe you when — okay, let’s be real, if — you say that Harvard students know how to party but you can always pretend.

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Sage Advice from the Class of 2025

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As the Class of 2025 prepares to graduate and venture out into the world (yikes), campus is filled with nostalgia, anticipation, and a healthy dose of disbelief at how quickly four years can fly by. For many, graduation is a time to reflect on memories like late-night study-turned-yap sessions with friends, spontaneous adventures to CVS (is this really what we consider a night out?), and $7 Tatte coffees. It’s also a time to reflect on lessons learned — both inside and outside the classroom — that they will carry with them for a lifetime.

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I talked to a handful of seniors to capture their infinite wisdom on navigating this institution. While there truly is no one way to do college “right,” perhaps some mindsets are more helpful than others in finding fulfillment amidst the psets, papers, and midterms held nowhere near the middle of the term. Whether you’re just starting your Harvard journey or about to close this chapter, here’s some sage advice gleaned from conversations with members of the Class of 2025 before they head out into the world – don’t worry, it’s in good hands.

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1. Say yes to new things.

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Every semester at Harvard can, and should, feel different. Show up to random events: talks at the Institute of Politics, ArtsThursdays at the Harvard Art Museums, or IMs for your House. Spend a semester in the beekeeping club, the next on the ballroom dance team. Be spontaneous, and pick up new skills that go beyond the classroom. Yes, whistling counts.

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2. People will come and go.

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Some friendships will last a lifetime; others will be brief but meaningful. And some may just be brief and unmeaningful. Your first-year roommate or a close friend from a section may not be in your life by senior year, and that’s okay. Treasure the relationships you have, and if some run their course, be grateful for the moments you shared.

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3. Go beyond Harvard Square for meals.

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Boston’s food scene is incredible; don’t limit yourself to Harvard Square or the North End when you’re craving something beyond HUDS. Hop on the T and explore Porter Square, Kendall, Davis, Allston, and Somerville. These neighborhoods are just a short ride away and are full of hidden gems that are often overlooked by the rushed (and stressed) undergraduate. Your belly — and Beli account — will thank you.

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4. Optimize for quality over quantity.

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Freshmen often focus on quantity: trying to comp as many clubs, meet as many people, and take as many classes as possible. But college should be about optimizing depth, not breadth, focusing on quality over quantity. If you graduate with a handful of lifelong friends, strong connections with a couple of professors, and a few activities you truly care about, then you’ll have had a rich and meaningful Harvard experience. Bonus points if you make it onto the Khuranagram along the way.

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5. Hold onto your support system.

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No one gets through Harvard alone. Lean on your friends, TFs, professors, and mentors. Be open and ask for help when you need it. When life gets tough — breakups, rejections, or just the daily grind — make sure you have friends to call, friends to commiserate with over classes, and friends to cry and laugh with over anything and everything.

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6. Explore gems around campus.

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There are so many hidden spots on campus. Check out the koi pond at the business school, or explore lesser-known libraries like Yenching, Schlesinger, or the Music Library. Visit the SEC and its REEF Makerspace (even if you’re not a STEM concentrator), spend time in Radcliffe Yard, and stargaze from the Loomis-Michael Observatory.

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7. Extend a hand to someone new.

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Everyone wants to make new friends, but after the first few weeks of freshman year and Annenberg, people worry about seeming awkward about interacting with people they don’t know. But good vibes attract good vibes. Don’t let fear of rejection stop you from saying hello to someone new.

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8. Don’t do situationships (period).

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If someone wants to be with you, you won’t be stuck in a situationship. Don’t waste your time waiting for someone who won’t reciprocate your feelings. A good person will say what they want (define. the. relationship.) and make their intentions clear — they won’t leave you guessing.

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9. Travel on Harvard’s dime.

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From the Harvard Summer School to internships abroad, there are so many cool travel opportunities available to students, even without accounting for the many clubs that host conferences or teaching programs overseas. These travel opportunities are the perfect chance to meet new people across the College, venture beyond your comfort zone, and explore new countries – all while putting more stress on Harvard’s wallet than your own.

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10. Senior year flies by.

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Don’t be fooled: Senior year isn’t always the “chill” victory lap you expect, especially if you’re writing a thesis. Responsibilities like classes and extracurricular will remain and continue to monopolize your time just like any other semester. But senior year is special because it’s your last chance to finally make time for everything that you’ve been postponing for some point when you thought you’d have “more time.” (Sorry, but if that day hasn’t come yet, it’s never gonna come.) Go on a crazy day trip to New York, spend a Saturday at Six Flags, sign up for an Outing Club trip, and venture into Boston. Cherish the small moments, step outside your comfort zone, and invest in your communities.

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So, as the Class of 2025 takes their last stroll through the Yard and their final photos with John Harvard, remember this: Harvard is less about the lines added to your résumé and more about the late-night conversations, the random side quests, and the people who make the chaos worthwhile.

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Commencement 2025: Dearly Beloved

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If your loved one will be turning the tassel on Thursday, it’s finally time for you to grace the paths through Harvard Yard. The first day of this year’s Commencement Week feature is for anyone and everyone visiting to celebrate the Class of 2025.

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Seven Alternatives to the Harvard Square Hotel

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Finding room and board for Commencement Week is not for the faint of heart. If you did not prevail in the struggle for semi-decently priced accommodations, we have some… unconventional ideas for places you might rest your weary head.

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Flyby’s Guide to Graduation Gifts for the Class of 2025

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Of course, you can’t let your newly minted graduate walk through Johnston Gate without some appreciation for their achievements. Even if you’ve postponed buying a gift until the last minute — let’s just say you thought a gift from the Square would be more special — we’ve got you covered with our list of gift ideas.

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\r\n(P.S. If you’d like some ideas for some detours to take in between celebrating your favorite member of the Class of 2025, we’ve made a suggestion or two in the past.)

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Flyby’s Guide to Graduation Gifts for the Class of 2025

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With Commencement just around the corner, the pressure to get the perfect gift for the Class of 2025 graduate closest to your heart is on. Fortunately for those of you who have procrastinated on your Commencement gift shopping, Flyby has you covered with our foolproof graduation gift guide!

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For the graduate who keeps describing ‘a new chapter’:

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Embrace the sappy metaphor with a fancy pen from Bob Slate’s Stationary — or any of the other stationery-adjacent stores in Harvard Square, for that matter. If they’re not quite a pen person, a new Moleskine journal can go a long way.

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For the graduate who wants to travel the world:

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Prepare them for their departure from the Harvard bubble with a new travel backpack. If you’re on a budget, a pack of disposable cameras for them to document their adventures also works.

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For the graduate going into an office job:

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A fancy pen also works for this one, particularly as it will be used in that upcoming 9 to 5 (a euphemism if they’re going into investment banking). Gift cards for their favorite coffee shop or for them to build their office siren wardrobe will also be appreciated.

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For the graduate who’s always blinged up:

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Whether they like to wear gold, silver, or mix it up, a nice pair of earrings or a new necklace can be the perfect gift for some. Take a peak at Zinnia, Rebekah Brooks, or The Attic if you need some inspiration near campus.

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For the graduate who would rather just stay home:

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A trip to any of the bookstores near Harvard will give you tons of options. Ranging from poetry at Grolier to rom-coms at Lovestruck, preloved classics at Rodney’s Bookstore, or literally anything at the Harvard Bookstore, you’ll find the perfect book for a graduate who clearly isn’t tired of reading yet, if you look for it.

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For the graduate going into debt grad school:

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An appointment at the Mignone Center for Career Success. Alternatively, a small bundle of cash inside a book on budgeting or a nice coffee machine for even more late nights spent studying are sure to be as heartfelt as they are useful.

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For the graduate who reads Flyby:

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A bottle of Andre Peach Moscato (iykyk) and a bouquet of flowers from Brattle Square Florist.

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Regardless of what you choose to get them, your favorite Class of 2025 graduate will surely be impressed. Good luck with your shopping!

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Seven Alternatives to the Harvard Square Hotel

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Finding a place to stay during Commencement Week can feel like a competitive sport — especially when every hotel within a five-mile radius is either fully booked or charging more than a month’s rent for two nights’ rest. If you missed your window to book the Harvard Square Hotel back in January (or never planned to in the first place), don’t worry. There are plenty of unconventional, creative, and likely better alternatives scattered across campus that offer more personality than an overpriced suite ever could. Whether you’re in it for the vibes, the proximity, or just a decent couch to crash on, here are seven free places you might just consider turning into a makeshift home base this graduation season.

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1. The Science and Engineering Complex (SEC)

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With the number of computer science students that probably slept here during reading period, security won’t bat an eye at a couple more snoozers. There’s also showers and Peloton bikes (i.e. a complimentary gym), so what more could you possibly want?! You’ll also enjoy a gorgeous view of the river as you walk across one of the bridges to return to the Square… even if skies end up stormy come Commencement Day.

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2. Pfoho Spfa

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We all know this spot exists, but has anyone ever really gone here? Also, most hotels charge for extra services like spas, so why not take advantage of a free one right on campus? Nobody will bother to check if anyone’s hanging around the Quad, so rest assured that the coast is clear for you.

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3. The Widener Stacks

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By choosing the stacks as your home base for Commencement, you can knock out two birds with one stone — sightseeing on the steps, and practical living conditions inside. Just pick a spot a few miles down from any elevator, and you can assure that your stay will not only be quiet, but also filled with endless sources of the best kind of entertainment: books!

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4. Science Center Observatory

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As hard as this spot might be to access for some families this Commencement season, it is one that transcends any traditional hotel living situation. The observatory room is not only super cozy but will also give you a bird’s-eye view of the Commencement ceremony from your very own living quarters! Even if you wake up too late to join the entry line at 5 a.m., this telescope will have you covered.

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5. The Science Center Plaza Tent

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Scared of heights? Take it down a few notches from the observatory and plant yourself in this large and oddly well-maintained tent! Given the fact that the Senior Soirée was $40 to enter, this tent might as well be considered a five-star stay location.

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6. The SOCH (Student Organization Center at Hilles)

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If you have a graduate in the Quad, this living destination will be more than ideally situated. Even if your graduate is located along the river, staying in the SOCH will show you firsthand where many Harvard students spend way too much of their time. What can we say? We value our extracurriculars here, and the SOCH is where the action happens!

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7. The Harvard Square Hotel Lobby

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Listen. The lobby of this hotel is honestly probably just as nice as anything that you’d be getting in an actual room. If you spend long enough on one of the lobby couches, the staff might think that you’ve just been having difficulties with getting your room (that you don’t actually have) and try to accommodate you. And nobody is going to be that diligent in checking who is in and out the complimentary beverage station. To me, it sounds like wins across the board.

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We’ll leave weighing the legal implications of these hotel alternatives to you, though we should note that we at Flyby do not condone trespassing. That said, we wish you the best of luck with finding a place to stay — and a comfortable stay wherever you end up — so if your housing solution is more creative than most, we won’t tell if you won’t.

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Flyby Investigates: Henrys at Harvard

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Picture this: You’re sitting in section, your brain on autopilot while you scroll through your fifth “Senior Sale!!!” email like it’s your job (which, let’s face it, it basically is at this point, but no, this does not mean you can stop recruiting). You’re tuned out, thinking about whether you really need that lightly worn T-shirt, when suddenly your TF calls for Henry.

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Henry. Which Henry? Who is Henry? At Harvard College alone, you have at least 26 choices; the name is the 23rd most popular name on campus. Why? We’re not quite sure. While Henry now holds a coveted position among the 20 most popular baby names year after year, it barely cracked the top 100 most popular names until the late 2000s, after most current undergraduates were born. Henry isn’t just a popular name on campus but an oddly popular one.

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How were the parents of our campus Henrys so ahead of the baby-name-popularity curve? Does someone at the admissions office automatically award brownie points to any applicant named Henry? We just had to know. To get to the bottom of the curious abundance of Henrys on campus, we spoke to a few of them.

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What does the name Henry mean to you?

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Henry D. Pahlow ’28: I’m the fourth Henry Pahlow. So it started with my great-great-great grandpa, who immigrated here, and he was actually married to a Henrietta, and he named his son Henry, and then his son named his son Henry… So I think a lot of what the name Henry means to me is about family… I hope I can walk in their footsteps.

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Henry P. Moss IV ’26: I actually am Henry the fourth! For me, it brings back memories of family — my dad, my granddad, great granddad, all that kind of stuff.

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Henry Xuan ’25: I actually texted my mom about this a while ago… She said I was named after the king Henry… And I think her point was, she wanted to name me after people who are known for, like, their strong leadership ability, like, had a lot of vision, had the ability to navigate through difficult times.

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Have you ever considered going by a name other than Henry?

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HDP: Sometimes, like, I've had teachers and friends that like — I'm not French, but they call me Henri.

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HPM: I’ve had a few nicknames. Sometimes, I go by Hennessy. I’m just kidding. But no, I never really seriously had a nickname. I like the name Henry.

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HX: I get a lot of, like, nicknames… But I think my favorite nickname — I think this is the one I, like, actually seriously considered going by — is the French version of my name, which is Henri… But the funny part is, like, I didn’t know it’s spelled H-E-N-R-I… I thought it was spelled, like, O-N-R-Y.

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Would you name your kid Henry?

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HDP: Depending on my future spouse, if they’d agree to that, I think it’d be cool to continue the family tradition, but I know it’s kind of fallen out of favor to name your child after you… I think it’s a good name, and I’d be happy to give my son such a great name. Or, if I have a daughter, maybe Henrietta.

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HPM: Oh, I would have to! Henry V! I mean, you gotta get to Henry VIII, he's the most famous Henry of all time.

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Do you think the name Henry suits you?

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HDP: I think it’s short, but sweet. I mean, I’m not short, but I try to be humorous. I try to, even in the short interactions I have with people, make an impact on their day, joke around.

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HPM: I think that the name Henry suits me very well. I love the name Henry. It’s great! When I think of Henry, I think of kind of chill, not super uptight, kind of goes with the flow, but always down to have a good time.

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HX: I think so. I think it’s, like, a personable name. It’s not as basic as, like, Kevin, I guess… I think it has some character to it, honestly.

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Have you ever interacted with another Henry on campus?

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HDP: Oh, many. And you know, it’s so joyful… I feel like everyone sort of grew up where the name Henry wasn’t necessarily common, and now, we come here, and we all find each other, and it’s sort of beautiful. Like, I don't think there’s a Henry club on campus, but I would be open to starting one.

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HPM: Henry Xuan; he runs the Eliot grille.

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HX: I have indeed, many times… I think there’s just, like, an immediate sense of camaraderie whenever someone else is named Henry. Like, we’d always dap each other up; we’d immediately be buddies. We don’t really talk about why we’re named Henry. It's just like, ‘Hey, you’re named Henry. I'm named Henry. Like, of course, we’re gonna be best friends.’

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Do you consider yourself to be better than the average student on the basis of being named Henry?

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HDP: No. Okay, I think Henry is a good name. I think there’s a lot of other really good, more creative names on campus.

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HPM: Without a doubt, yeah. The name Henry just gives you plus… I don’t know the exact amount, but plus something. The baseline is just higher.

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HX: I think so. I mean, I hope so, rather. I think maybe we hold ourselves to a higher standard… I think there’s just a lot of history with the name… So it’s almost, like, a little bit of an expectation.

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Who’s your favorite Henry that you’ve met on campus?

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HDP: Can I say, like, I like them all equally? Every chance I’ve gotten to interact with a Henry, I think I’ve taken something different from the interaction, and it’s been beautiful to find our commonalities, but also nerd out about our differences.

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HPM: Henry Xuan, I really like the guy! He completely restarted the Eliot grille after it closed during COVID. He took that project and did it all himself, so I have the utmost respect for that.

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HX: I'd say Henry Wu [’25]. He, like, performed at the first-year talent show. And I think people, like, confused us sometimes. And then some people were like, ‘Yo, you killed it at the talent show,’ and I'd be like, ‘Huh?’

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If our conversations with these Henrys are any indication, no one’s quite sure why there are so many Henrys on campus, but they’re not complaining. And neither are we. (As long as there aren’t, like, 15 in the Class of 2029 — we have to draw the line somewhere.)

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How to Survive a Lamont All-Nighter

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{shortcode-cb950f03971ac07d707cebfcb51fe223f25d5816}The time has arrived when Harvard students (attempt to) flex their academic skills through exams and papers that would crush weaker students. With great power comes great responsibility, but between formal season and move-out, that great responsibility piles up a little too quickly for my liking. So, as you look to Lamont, with its café windows glowing in the distance, for the solution to all your productivity problems, this all-nighter veteran is here to share the tips the opps don’t want you to know.

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An unhealthy amount of caffeine
\r\nAs someone who avoids the bitter taste of coffee like the plague, trust me when I say some caffeinated assistance is necessary. Although you may be able to survive your usual day without caffeine, the basic rules of the universe do not apply to an all-nighter of this caliber. Some options for a decent boost reminiscent of the nitrous oxide from “The Fast and the Furious” are Celsius, a very dark cup of coffee, or really anything backed by Big Caffeine. You’ll need a cup of green tea at the very minimum. Good luck if you try to last the night without it; you’d be stronger than me.

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Attire perfect for the occasion
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The ultimate study playlist
\r\nI feel like this one goes without saying, but the trick here is in the curation. High BPMs are critical to ensure you’re staying active and awake. A good standard to consider is whether it works for CPR. If so, it’ll probably work for you. Although the lofi study soundscape might be your go-to during your chill, Smith Center study days where you only have a mere outline to complete, I recommend throwing in the occasional chaos track to ensure you don’t get too comfortable while writing your 25-page single-spaced junior tutorial final.

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Friends (that are not made along the way)
\r\nIt’s time to put your friendships to the test. Taking on such a Herculean task really should be a group project, because no one can hold you more accountable than an equally desperate comrade. You’ll hit a point a few hours in where you may start to believe that you have indeed developed the sudden ability to awaken from a nap right as the clock strikes that 15-minute mark, but trust me, it’s better safe than sorry. With the help of good company, you’ll be sure to have someone to kick you awake if you start nodding off. So gather the suitemates and recluse yourselves from society like the academic weapons y’all are; if you make it to dawn, trust that your friendship can survive any international trip in the future.

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Continuous reality checks
\r\nYes, goals should be big and bright, and you should aim at the sun (or whatever they say at high school graduations). But the backrooms of a 24-hour library are not the place for a sunshine mentality. There, you must implement a clear game plan. Maybe you can actually write three different 12-page research papers in eight hours, but I’d suggest you not experiment with that a day before the deadline. So be realistic and make a checklist of what needs to get done, ideally with smaller benchmarks for timed check-ins during the night. But remember that you may hit a lull at some point, so give yourself grace. Oh, and if any extra motivation (other than the looming deadline and your grade hanging in the balance, of course) is necessary, imagine that somewhere out there (New Haven, lol. Losers) an unknown Yalie is praying for your downfall.

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Throw a touch of whimsy in there
\r\nWhen you’re six hours in and fully convinced that permanent under-eye bags will remain with you as a neat souvenir, no motivational cat poster can save you. So make it fun, as impossible as it sounds! Bring your favorite snacks, make a collaborative playlist, have a mini library photoshoot, and go outside and actually touch some grass every few hours. Maybe even set up a reward system for the group check-ins so you can Pavlov’s-dog yourself into wanting to work efficiently.

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Although the Sleep GenEd professors may strongly advocate against an all-nighter (and Flyby is definitely not telling you to let your health take such a hit), we know our audience. So good luck to everyone hitting up their group chats to see what snacks to buy. Don’t forget to pack your emotional support water bottle. We hope you get to enjoy a nice 12-hour sleep with a cold pillow after.

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HUPD Police Log: Reading Period Edition

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4.24.25 - Western Avenue, Allston

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“Officer took a report of a stolen package containing baby formula valued at $60.00.”

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To be honest, I originally thought, “Wow, who would need this much baby formula?” but honestly, in this economy, this is probably just enough formula to sustain one baby. Not even one really large baby. Just a normally sized one.

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4.24.25 - Winthrop House, Gore Hall

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“Officer took a report of a drone being operated in the area.”

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Housing Day videos are over, Winthrop; you missed our chance. Sorry, not sorry about our ranking, we don’t care what The Johnnies said about your lyrics. Get your drones out of the sky, unless it's to get started on your redemption for next year.

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4.25.25 - Tercentenary Theatre

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“Officers dispatched a report of individuals filming in the area. Officers arrived, located the individuals, and reported they were allowed to remain in the area.”

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Again! First the drone, and now filming scenes in the Yard? Winthrop HoCo, you are not slick. We expect big things from next year’s video.

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4.26.25 - Plympton Street

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“Officer dispatched to a report of an unattended thermos in the area. Officer arrived and the thermos was deemed safe and all was in order.”

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Phew! Good thing that someone’s soup (or chili, or pasta, or meatballs, or any other assortment of dhall leftovers — thermoses are actually surprisingly versatile) was deemed to be safe! HUPD should investigate the buffalo chicken soup’s safety next, though, because that one just doesn’t sit right with us.

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4.27.25 - Holyoke Place

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“Officers dispatched to a report of a loud party in the building. Officers arrived and reported that the party was over.”

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So sad. We should’ve known not to trust a Harvard party to be hype for more than five minutes.

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4.28.25 - Matthews Hall

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“Officers dispatched to a report of an individual pulling on secured doors to the building. Officers arrived, located the individual, and sent them on their way.”

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Sorry, how are we supposed to tell whether a door is push or pull without repeated testing? Other than the clearly posted signage… Anyway, this was purely out of scientific curiosity; we’d never want to spend time in Matthews anyway.

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4.28.25 - Western Avenue, Allston

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“Officers dispatched to a report of a noise complaint. Officers arrived and reported that the noise was at a reasonable level.”

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One man’s “reasonable” is another man’s “torture” before their last exam of the semester. At least HUPD supports our social lives.

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4.30.25 - Smith Campus Center

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“Officers dispatched to a report of an individual previously sleeping and refusing to leave the building. Officers arrived, located the individual, and sent them on their way.”

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Have we not learned yet that this is a stay awake space? Honestly, though, we get this one. Lofi beats, air conditioning, and the lack of give from the Smith couches is enough to knock us out as well. Gotta get some shuteye before the nightly reading period festivities somehow!

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5.1.25 - Mather House, Tower

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“Officers dispatched to a report of a noise complaint. Officers arrived and reported that the area was quiet.”

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Yeah, personally we believe the officers on this one. Even if there were a darty in the tower, we’re pretty sure all that concrete would keep the music from resonating.

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5.1.25 - Massachusetts Hall

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“Officer dispatched to a report of an individual setting up filming equipment without authorization outside of the building. Officer arrived, located the individual, and sent

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them on their way.”

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Seriously? Again, looks like Winthrop HoCo’s filming some Johnnies bait.

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How to Get a Fête Plus One

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{shortcode-7bc63deeb26e29aff16a32a91de816b05cd54e15}It’s reading period again. There’s spikeball on the MAC Quad. Sundresses are back in action. Flowers are blooming, and CVS is running out of Zyrtec. As our class schedules free up, our social calendars fill fast, but let’s be honest: there’s only one event that really matters right now.

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Fête.

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Eliot’s famous spring formal — where chocolate-dipped strawberries, dramatic ice sculptures, and fairy lights have us all thinking, “Yes, this is what going to Harvard is supposed to feel like.” If, like me, you’re one of the lucky few in Eliot, your calendar has been marked for months. If not, you’ve probably been scheming since last spring to secure a coveted plus one… and now it’s four days out, and you still don’t have a ticket.

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The good news? Flyby, as always, is here to help. Here are ten methods you can try to win yourself a spot at this *elite* black-tie affair.

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1. Write a handwritten letter to an Eliot resident.

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In an age of DMs and GCal invites, a heartfelt note on real paper goes a long way. Seal it with a mastodon (NOT an elephant) sticker. Maybe draw a little cartoon of you standing under Eliot Bell Tower and looking hopeful. People might not give in to texts, but they will give in to whimsy.

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2. Pretend you’re lost... like, really lost.

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Wander into Eliot breezeway in full formalwear mumbling, “Is this... the SOCH?” If anyone asks why you’re in heels and holding a bouquet, just say you’re looking for your club’s comp celebration. Note: This might be easier to pull off if you’re a freshman.

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3. Turn to the Black Market.

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Back in my freshman year, tickets were going for $300+, in the first rendition of Fête post-Covid. This year, word on the street says supply meets demand at an equilibrium price of $115 — or the entirety of your yearly BoardPlus.

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4. Become a rebound.

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We all know at least one Eliot senior who just went through a long-distance-on-the-horizon-induced breakup. They’ve already maxed out their Claude 3.7 Sonnet Credits until 2 a.m. and now need real-life emotional processing. Offer to be their grounded, hot friend who shows up in style to “make the ex jealous.” Bonus points if you coordinate outfits.

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5. Say you’re with the band.

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Show up around 8 p.m. carrying speakers (rented from Cabot Science Library), muttering, “I’m with Soul City.” Wear over-the-ear headphones and a slightly stressed expression. Say you “do tech.” No one knows what that means, but it sounds official.

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6. Begin the Interhouse Transfer process (just in case).

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Technically, you can’t transfer Houses this late in the game. But if you casually email the House Administrator asking about “long-term residency options,” who’s to stop you? Start eating in Eliot regularly, say things like “I’ve always felt at home here,” and loudly mourn the two-year renovation delay. If anyone asks, just say you’re living in a Fairfax double next year.

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7. Start dating someone in Eliot… temporarily.

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First, set your Hinge radius to 0.02 miles and park yourself in Eliot dining hall. Then, make a profile with the classic “Looking for someone who… helps me delete this app,” and watch the roses roll in. Finally, go on a Berryline date Saturday night, casually mention you’re free Tuesday after 9 p.m., and voila — an invite. By Wednesday, ghost or say, “You deserve someone better.” And, honestly? That’s still more closure than most matches get.

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8. Act like the ice sculptor.

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Start carrying around a chisel and casually referencing “my piece for Tuesday night.” Say things like, “I’ve been exploring subtractive forms in the context of edible centerpieces.” No one will ask follow-ups if you sound serious enough.

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9. Just ask.

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Sometimes, the boldest move is the simplest. Stand on a table in Eliot dhall and announce your availability. Go door-to-door sticking Post-its with “Fête?” and your number. Yell “Anyone need a plus-one?” into the courtyard void. You never know until you try.

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10. Shoot me a text.

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As a proud Eliot resident and member of the decorations committee, I have not one, but two coveted plus one’s. I’ve technically already given them out… but I could be convinced otherwise. Bonus points if you take me out to dinner beforehand, offer to help pay for my dress, massage my feet after a night of dancing, and take 10,000 photos of me from slightly above eye level — uploaded promptly to our “FÊTE 2025” shared album. And yes, I will ask, “Wait, can we do one more but this time candid?”

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This is the last Fête in old Eliot before two years of renovation. So, no pressure, but if you’re going to scheme, now’s the time.

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See you on the dance floor — if you make it in.

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