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In the (K)now

From: No Life Boy

To: Every Senior Class Member

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Subject: Making Memories Dear [proper name],

Remember that time freshman year when we had so much fun at [past event that you won't remember and therefore can't dispute]? I still think about you all the time and can't wait for us to sit down over [meal time] and talk about [noun]. [Interjection]! Time flies by so [adverb]. But now, it's time for us to move on to bigger and [superfluous adjective] things. I'm writing not only to find out how you're doing but also to let you know that I'm running for Class Marshal! Isn't that [self-deprecating adjective]? I just wanted to tell you how [adverb] I need your vote and how much it would mean to me. We're such [adjective] friends and I know you'll [verb] me. And [interjection]! We have to get together soon! I'm busy for the next [time period] but I'll get back to you on when is good for me. We have so much [noun] to talk about! I'm so [adjective] to be one of your best friends. And don't forget, vote for me! [Candidate Name]

SOMAN'S SHORTS

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