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SENIOR SLIMEBALLS

I'm sooo about to lose my temper. If I get ONE more "Re: Class Marshal" E-mail, I'm going to hold a sit-in protest (we can hold it in the Discovery Channel Store! That way we can play with the Moon Muck, Dinosaur Excavation sets, and the Spell Charming kits!). Every time I open my e-mail box, I get another annoying, sleazy "vote for me" request. For example,

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From: Sketchy Greaseball

To: schainan@fas.harvard.edu

Subject: Coffee and Class Marshal

Hi Soman! Love the column, baby! Let's go for coffee sometime! I'm really busy this week, but maybe next week or the month after. Oh and don't forget to vote for me for Class Marshal!

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