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From: Schmuck Face

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To: schainan@fas.harvard.edu

Subject: THE MOST IMPORTANT E-MAIL IN THE WHOLE WORLD

Please help me make my dreams come true, Soman. I really want to be Class Marshal more than anything in the whole world. Your one vote will help me be fulfilled. Please, please, make my greatest dream become a reality. Cast a vote for me and we can celebrate together.

All you seniors know exactly what I'm talking about. Aren't you pissed? You should be. This mad lib will make that subconscious anger rise to the surface. If you come up with particularly good entries on this example, send it to me and I'll print it next week.

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