They're separate entities, and the theatricals get the short end of the stick.

65 THE MEN'S BATHROOM IN THE SCIENCE CENTER BASEMENT

NEVER HAS AN ARCHITECTURAL BLUNDER BEEN SO BRUTAL. "EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME," IS NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO HEAR BEHIND YOUR BACK WHILE POINTING PERCY AT THE PORCELAIN. URINALS BELONG IN THEIR OWN SELF-CONTAINED SPACE, NOT IN THE CAUSEWAY TO THE TOILETS.

66 YOU'VE ONLY GOT THREE HOURS...READY, SET, GO!

Nothing is going on until at least 11 p.m., and everything comes to a dead stop by 1 a.m. for the rare House party, 2 a.m. for all city establishments. At that point, further pickings are slim. Guys without a club go home, and girls bat eyelashes, wipe spilled beer from tight black pants and smile pretty at the door of a final club.

67 ACCEPTANCE OF CARELESS ERRORS AS LONG AS YOUR PAPER SOUNDS SMART.

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69 STUDENT ADVANTAGE

Get discounts at local movies! *Movies must have been released for at least two weeks, must be scheduled between 9 and 9:15 p.m. on only Tuesday nights, and you must show up alone, unarmed.

70 SECURITY MEASURES

Harvard's rare books seem to be protected more carefully than its students. Houghton is rigged with more alarms than Tiffany and Co., non-circulating libraries abound and some security checkers seem ready to whip out the rubber gloves at any moment.

71 ENTREPRENEURS

The Entrepreneur Club's recent book signing at the Coop was blatantly uncalled for.

72 THE "ALWAYS TIREDS"

These are the people who begin and end every personal interaction with how tired they are and how much work they have but are not doing. We're all in the same boat.