49 ELECTRONIC SECTIONING

Space bar...down, down, down...space bar...up, up...space bar--shit, I have tutorial then. Or do I? Wait--that was last semester! TELNET HAS QUIT UNEXPECTEDLY DUE TO AN ACCESS ERROR. Fuck!!

50 JELLO

It should never go in salad.

51 DRACONIAN ORDER AND EQUITY IN CAB LINES

Yes, there's a plethora of taxis in the Square, pointed in every which way and direction. But you've gotta go all the way to the front of the line, or else you end up being screamed at in strange tongues while your suitcase gets stuck in the grates in the sidewalk outside the Cambridge Trust Company.

52 REGISTRAR'S OFFICE

Fate is kind enough to grant Quadlings the benefits of the collection at Hilles, the rubber floors at the Q-RAC and the easy carding at Temple Bar. But there seems no logic to the location of the Registrar, other than the possibility that Sheraton Commander guests might want copies of their transcripts pronto.

53 HARVARD MOMS

And their T-shirts.

54 BACKSPACE DOESN'T WORK ON RUN: TELNET

Stick with CRT and Better Telnet Fat, or else you'll be loo^Hking at a re^H^H^Hal annoying sit^Hu^Ha^tion. And stuck in place in Hollis? No, that's a problem that can be remedied. Control H, baby, control H.

55 HOUSE STORAGE

Ahoy mateys! Your computer may be safe from filchers, but is it dry?

56 LASER PRINTING BUDGETS