So many questions. Do I type in PRINTER BUDGET at the fas% prompt or at the login: prompt? Or do I type SECTION? Is there a separate budget plan available for social studies concentrators? Do the budgets carry over from year to year? And can I customize my receipt, like keeping my budget private from House computer lab rats?

57 MODERN ART

The Fogg's collection operates on a leap year schedule.

58 SATURDAY NIGHTS AT BERTUCCI'S

The dining hall's serving some version of chicken picatta, and you're in the mood for some fresh bread. The only problem is that the wait at everyone's favorite Brattle Square pizza joint constantly hovers between 70 and 90 minutes. The outdoor folk music gets annoying, and the servers always screw up your drink order anyway.

59 5 P.M. DEADLINES

A single Harvard student emerging from an all-night and all-day job on a forgettable 15-pager to trek to the Core office is an ugly sight. Worse yet is the final day of reading period, when all of the campus is doing it.

60 THE HARVARD CURRENT

61 FIRE DOORS

The flimsy wooden door provides everyone with a whole set of mysterious roommates and their bizarre and disturbing tales of lust. And, of course, when, God forbid, fire does strike, it's going to be a real pain in the ass moving the three dressers away from the door to escape the flames.

62 FIRE HAZARDS

You can't toast Cinnamon Sugar bagels at Bruegger's because they claim the toaster will burst into flames.

63 THE SCIENCE CENTER ROCKS

Ommmmmm. A haven of Zen calm.

64 THE HASTY PUDDING CLUB OR COMPANY, OR...