93 KIRKLAND DINING HALL

1:07 p.m. Arrive in Kirkland Dining Hall, get tray.

1:11 p.m. Arrive at seat with burrito, salad and cranberry juice in hand.

1:14 p.m. Get mustard on side of mouth.

1:14 p.m. Realize that there are no napkins on the table.

94 HARVARD'S OWN DIJONNAISE

Dining hall workers and/or careless students in each and every dining hall always seem to manage to get a perturbing glob of mustard in the mayonaise bin, and, of course, vice versa.

95 NAME DROPPING

"Well, my mom went to college with Skip Gates...no, wait, that was my dad. My mom's roommate dropped out freshman year to sing with Carole King. Her daughter went to high school with me. As did the senator's daughter. Which senator? All of them."

96 LOCAL SKINNY-DIPPING

The Charles River is only clean enough to safely swim in 51 percent of the time.

97 YOU CANT GET THERE FROM HERE

Driving on one way streets. And giving directions.

98 SHUTTLEBOY

Perhaps it says something about the values of our campus that one of the most celebrated student creations is a UNIX bus schedule. Thanks so much, Dave J. Malan '99--you've inspired a generation of computer innovators. Their legacy: Datesite.com.

99 NO PLACE TO BOOGIE

We need something beyond the Leverett '80s dance. A dance club (or two) in the Square would be huge in increasing the variety of social options for undergrads. And increasing your chances of getting your groove on.

100 HARVARD STUDENTS COMPLAIN TOO MUCH