Here's how you do it: go to Netscape, and type telnet://fas.harvard.edu in the Web address window.

25 NO CABLE TELEVISION

26 THE HALLWAYS IN NEW LEVERETT

Dank and labyrinthine, the pathways between suites in the Leverett Towers thwart eager notebook-sharers and casual drop-ins. The cave-like atmosphere promises to reveal J.R.R. Tolkien-inspired Hobbits behind the large, heavy room doors. Lost in the darkness? Better hope that you're on an even-numbered floor. see 21.

27 CRIMSON CIRCULATION

This magazine is supposed to come to your room, not be dropped outside your dining hall. Complain often, please.

28 PRIORITY SEATING

At The Game, alumni get to sit in front. Undergrads are piled into a 30 by 30 foot section.

29 BOARD-CASH OR CRIMSON-PLUS, PLEASE!

We took the three-hour seminar, and finally understand the difference between BoardPlus and Crimson Cash. But now our question is: Why bother with the distinction? Separating the BP and the CC is Pointless--Undergrad credit: Unite!

30 BREAKFAST CLOSES AT 10 A.M.

No reasonable way to fill up before 11 a.m. classes and hungry returns after brutal 9 a.m. sections.

31 CLEANING UP

There's Cambridge Cleaners, Felix's, Arrow and, of course, HSA. But the only problem is, mention any of these dry cleaners to a group of friends, and some-one's bound to reveal a horror story of a crushed tuxedo shirt or lost black pants. Moreover, when they do come back, it's a mystery whether or not they were actually cleaned or just placed in the plastic bag on a cheap hanger. Who knew of these problems back at home?

32 THE BEEPING ID SLOT ON COPY MACHINES