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Intimations of Crimson Munificence

To the incoming pups, we bestow this advice:

At four in the morning, it's tough to be nice.

We hope you enjoy a tail-end of the year

Filled with fun-loving secular holiday cheer.

Our gift-giving's done; now, we bid you adieu,

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We'll see you next month, when our papers are due.

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