While the Fly bravely enters the Medieval Ages
The Pudding's still run by stiletto-clad sages.
For them, a warm, happy, safe present we push:
A gift-wrapped, Winthropian Holiday Bush.
Bill Clinton has had a year tougher than most,
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We offer him nothing, just LBJ's ghost.
To our buddy H. Ross, for the airtime he'll get,
We wish him a purpose, a new raison d'etre.
To Yasser and Yitzhak, we send our best wishes,
We hope that you don't wind up sleeping with fishes.
Making peace amidst strife is a lot of hard work,
But miracles happen--just look at DeKlerk.
The nation's top lawyer, that firebrand Reno,
Has been busy this year fighting Bam-Bam and Dino.
She gets a vacation, and, merely to please us,
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