Now they've negged Adams' coeducational rooms.
Have they no pride in their stylish house?
Tutor Mike gets a wig and a silk see-through blouse.
To the reworked U.C., we sing Anchors Aweigh!
It's a brand-new regime under Carey Gabay!
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But we have to confess that we'll miss old Mike Beys,
His haircut, his scheming, the general malaise.
And just when the U.C. had gotten us bored,
Along came two champions: Chaz Lee and Dave Sword.
For those two, alleged young Eliot felons,
Some tickets to hear the fine tunes of Blind Melon.
To those feminist WACoes, who angrily coo,
"We want to be part of the ruling class, too!"
Not the Fly Club's traditional brandy, cigar,
But some work-study jobs and books by de Beauvoir.
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