{shortcode-842d3c0370872ee6c50287e2201276dcdde42455}Well, here we are again, assigning personalities to arbitrarily assigned houses. But here’s the thing: If we keep giving them personalities, one day they’ll stick. So here, have some identity in its purest form: MBTI personality types.
\r\n\r\nFor reference, the MBTI works as follows:
\r\n\r\nFirst letter is ‘E’ for extroverted or ‘I’ for introverted.
\r\n\r\nSecond letter is ‘N’ for intuitive (which is…counterintuitive) or ‘S’ for observant (um, what?).
\r\n\r\nThird letter is ‘T’ for thinking or ‘F’ for feeling.
\r\n\r\nFourth letter is ‘P’ for prospecting or ‘J’ for judging.
\r\n\r\nIf you feel like that makes no sense, you’re right. Now time to really invest in it!
\r\n\r\nAdams House: ISTP/The Virtuoso
\r\n\r\nThe extremely dimly lit Gold Room is perfect for brooding, which is all ISTPs need. Plus, is it just me, or do artists disproportionately end up in Adams…?
\r\n\r\nCabot House: ISFP/The Adventurer
\r\n\r\nFish love to adventure. And it’s quite the adventure to reach Cabot from anywhere relevant. Worth it for Cabot Café, though?
\r\n\r\nCurrier House: ISFJ/The Defender
\r\n\r\nCurrier is always ~defending~ their house, so this seems apt. They also have to defend their reigning title as the best dhall on campus.
\r\n\r\nDunster House: ESFP/The Entertainer
\r\n\r\nThe Dunster dhall is…so loud. So somebody’s got to be entertaining somebody. They’re also always entertaining the athletes who swoop in at precisely 7:30 p.m. every weeknight.
\r\n\r\nEliot House: INFJ/The Advocate
\r\n\r\nSo…INFJs are supposed to be, like, mysterious. I don’t know if Eliotites are actually mysterious or if they’re just kind of stuck up. I do know, however, that a lot of them are on the Harvard Advocate, so.
\r\n\r\nKirkland House: ESTP/The Entrepreneur
\r\n\r\nThey really have to be entrepreneurial in order to figure out how to make a whole week out of every week. I cannot imagine the creative stress.
\r\n\r\nLeverett House: ESTJ/The Executive
\r\n\r\nLev had to be one of the extroverted ones, because there are just so many people living there. And the ~executive~ function to reach the dhall from the towers? Extreme.
\r\n\r\nLowell House: INTJ/The Architect
\r\n\r\nRecently renovated by ~architects~, Lowellians have plenty of INTJ strategic thinking to spare, because they don’t have to think strategically about when to leave their dorm to get to class on time.
\r\n\r\nMather House: ENTJ/The Commander
\r\n\r\nMather definitely looks pretty commanding with that phallic strong and brutalist architecture. It even commands you to walk up a whole flight of stairs to get to its dhall.
\r\n\r\nPforzheimer House: ENTP/The Debater
\r\n\r\nDo I have to explain this one? We’ve all heard about the extremely active mailing list.
\r\n\r\nQuincy House: ENFP/The Campaigner
\r\n\r\nThe People’s House is enthusiastic, optimistic, and always ready for a good time. They’re also really good at convincing you (campaigning, if you will) that it’s a good idea to hit the third party of the night when you’re ready to crawl into your nice warm bed.
\r\n\r\nWinthrop House: ENFJ/The Protagonist
\r\n\r\nEveryone in Winthrop has the worst case of main character syndrome I’ve maybe ever seen in my life. With love <3
\r\n\r\nHonorable Mentions (because there are sixteen personality types):
\r\n\r\nDudley: ESFJ/The Consul
\r\n\r\nThe Co-op: INFP/The Mediator
\r\n\r\nThe Yard: INTP/The Logician
\r\n\r\nSleeping in Lamont all the time: ISTJ/The Logistician (which is somehow different than the logician)
\r\n\r\nActually, writing this piece has convinced me that the MBTI is all made up. But just in case it’s not, keep these in mind on that fateful Thursday. Happy housing season!
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