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The Crimson's Holiday Ode

Our Annual, Poetic Reflections on the Year Gone By

Councillor Bill Walsh was also in court;

Alas, he was sentenced to jail.

Fraud, it seems, was his fav'rite sport,

And now he is out on bail.

September ended the summer's fun,

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We returned to school once again.

US News named us Number One,

Beating Yale, Princeton and Penn.

November saw us go to the polls

To give the Democrats the boot.

Finally, we killed rent control

And elected Speaker Newt.

But November is a month of chill

Beginning with All Hallow's Eve.

President Neil--oh woe!--took ill

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