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The Crimson's Holiday Ode

Our Annual, Poetic Reflections on the Year Gone By

There was lots of work to be done.

Six hundred million formed just part

The goal? Two point one billion.

While bureaucrats tended to money

Other issues students handled.

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Here's something you might find funny:

The U.C. had a scandal.

While the council was having a blast

Spending all of our precious dough.

Anjalee Davis stepped in fast

And forced 'em to let us say "No."

The summer was filled with excitement

For two graduates--Sword and Lee.

The court gave them an indictment

For stealing from charity.

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