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The Crimson's Holiday Ode

Our Annual, Poetic Reflections on the Year Gone By

Things we could hardly ignore.

Take, for example, the sudden loss

Of the President's number two.

Provost Green--he told off his boss,

"I've had it," he said. "I'm through."

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Why the resigned no one dared say;

Rudenstine had it kept quiet.

Some said, "Green wants to teach by day!"

Yeah, right--we didn't buy it.

The time was bad for Jerry to leave--

The Campaign was about to start.

But Rudenstine refused to grieve:

"Don't worry," he said. "Take heart."

He had someone in mind to replace

Our dear, departed Provost Green:

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