to Henry Kissenger, a strong condemnation.
And, last but not least, to each Crimson friend,
we ask their forgiveness with all that we send.
For Bogart, we ask that St. Pete keep in mind
he needs a new Kenny, or someone as kind.
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To Liz, an outlet for all her frustration,
a new color set and two weeks' vacation.
For Brian, the price would be far too steep
to outdo our last gift--a full night of sleep.
To Pat, we offer some new Crimson lore
and a good Tetris book to boost his high-score.
To Bentley, a forum to reach the whole nation--
a good real-world job and quick syndication.
Now that we've given out gifts to our neighbors,
we ask just one favor to pay for our labors.
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