Some published articles and a quick change of gender.
For Judith Hope, the Corporation's token,
we give a companion who'd be more outspoken.
For Linda S. Wilson, of Radcliffe's domain,
a feminist outlook to anchor her reign.
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For Joe Nye, whose rules barred The Crimson from view,
a burly young bouncer to keep him out, too.
To Alan Dershowitz we give some humility,
consistency, too, and some business ability.
To Jamie Harmon, non-ordered choice god,
a random lottery and a room at the Quad.
To Jewett, the dean with whom Jamie fights,
we give a stong spine, a roulette wheel and dice.
To Heimert, we give a giant regression--
an Eliot filled at his own discretion.
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