And on to the issues now facing our nation,
some presents for Poppy's administration.
For Bush, some action on Europe and NATO.
For Quayle, the Cliff's Notes to works of Plato.
For Bennett, the Pooh-Bah of drug interdiction,
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we give some quick help for tobacco addiction.
For Ronnie Reagan, what could we get?
Whatever we give him, he'll surely forget.
To the Germans, Latvians, Poles and Czechs,
we give Martin Feldstein and American Express.
To Gorby, who took on the communist bureaucracy,
we offer McDonalds, McPaper, McDemocracy.
To democrats in China, lest we forget,
we give covert aid, which the Contras won't get.
To Wuer Kaixi, we give admiration,
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