we printed the truth, but they weren't amused.
To the Lampy, a rich club for unfunny schmoozers,
a treatment to help nitrous-oxide abusers.
To clubbies, we give their most nightmarish dream:
a world where the "girls" run the whole social scene.
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The students in frats (the thought makes us quiver),
we send to that trade school a mile down the river.
To MacDonald, the hero of Minnesota's spanking,
we give a career in consulting and banking.
To Cleary, we give the record he seeks--
a fifth season win in the upcoming weeks.
In Cambridge, it's time to say...arrive'derci
to ex-councillors Sullivan, Graham and Vellucci.
For Governor Mike, some much-needed dough,
his budget's a mess; his bond rating's low.
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