To the Pfisters, we give a new house to rule
with geeks, but no jocks in the applicant pool.
To Guhan, a subscription to "Spin" magazine--
that's the closest he'll get to the pop music scene.
To members of ROTC, a wholly new venture,
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a scholarship fund without an indenture.
To students at Harvard, of all breeds and types,
a grand student center to answer your gripes
For leftists at Harvard in activist realms,
we offer a decade with no Jesse Helms.
To Phillips Brooks House (a first-rate collection),
a bit of advice: Stay away from elections.
And to Rosa, the head of that valuable crew,
a Mother Jones column (her mom has one, too).
To the Indy, some bandages for egos we bruised.
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