Jesse Jackson:
May you go from the outhouse
To the courthouse
To the statehouse
To the White House.
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Pat Robertson, we offer to you this message in tongues:
Que Pasa, vos macht ir, e pluribus dachsunds.
Bob Dole, as a Senate leader you are no louse
But here's a pair of pants, to wear in your house.
To ol' Ronald Reagan, we hope we're not borin' ya
Take some power tools for your ranch (It's in California).
To Judge Robert H. Bork we'd offer a new holiday tidin'
But they've all been said, by someone and then by Joe Biden
TO GILBERT F., our colleague and friend
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