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And To All, A Merry Christmas

Fondly, for you the memoirs of Marquis de Sade.

FOR THE Fly Club and its president, young Ian Huschle,

Loved by women across campus a peck and a bushel,

We leave for you in your well-appointed foyer,

The only thing you'll take--a Harvard-trained lawyer.

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For the Reverend Mr. Gomes, good Pastor Peter

May next year's sermons--and wardrobe--be even neater.

To churlish Charlie Maier, Harvard's new chief enforcer

We leave something that rhymes, something by Chaucer.

Poor Jose Razo, for armed robbery did you thirst

We leave for you dinner for two with Patty Hearst.

For John R. Marquand, whose name always beckons

We hope for you never-ending seconds.

FOR MIKE S. Dukakis, a man so loved in this city,

And a dreamer who dreams just like Walter Mitty

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