A bag full of air-tight excuses
Go ahead--give one a try.
For A. Michael Spence, who yearns for a presidency
We hoped for you a pricy Princeton residency.
But, good man, they wouldn't have you in Joisey
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What about Idaho? There are fine schools in Boisie.
For Dean Graham Allison, author of Essence of Decision
Please, please remember the K-School's mission.
Until then, for you, three professorial slots
Use them wisely and you can rake in lots.
To Archie C. Epps, with red rose so dashing,
We grant thee nobility, cure for hopes crashing.
For new V.P., former landlord S. Zeckhauser,
To use on Mike Turk, we leave you a howitzer.
To Dean Johnny Fox, once Ad Board Bard
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