To you we leave the great gift of banter.
May it serve you well in the great state of New Hampshire
Why didn't you think of it yourself, Mr. Vice President?
As of today, you're a proud New Hampshire resident.
To Guv Mario Cuomo who's not in the race
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We give a record, not a resume--just in case.
For Gary Hart, again hot for the fray,
Oh when will you realize, you're not JFK.
Before we move on, Gar, we just have to say
Give us a gift: go away, go away.
For Quincy House Master Michael Shinagel
Since you can't pass the Quincy checker, one giant bagel.
For our friends at the Quad, we have an innovation
A full semester free of the slightest renovation.
For all of the friendly members of SASC
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