We hope for limelight in which you may bask.
For the Lampy, so funny we sometimes need tissues
Nothing, until we see your first issues.
Congressman Kemp, you had a nuclear arm
Your presidential campaign, however, is one big bomb.
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Cocktail napkins, for you, a great deep box
To record those economic ideas that knock off our socks.
To Delaware Governor Pierre S. Dupont.
From whom ideas flow as from a font.
We give you this day, don't think we're mean,
A $200 gift certificate, good at L.L. Bean.
For Young Albert Gore, Class of '69
We'll have Tipper croon He's So Fine.
Al Haig, you're such a tough guy..such!
Take a few bong hits, they'll lighten your touch.
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