For Columnist Higgins, a lesson in libel
For Cardinal Wojtyla, the Fisherman's shoes
For Mrs. Deane Lord, a Gazette with some news.
DRINK DEEP from the egg nog and make your life cheery,
Though you end up at Gas Stations with eyes that are bleary--
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John Stilgoe won't mind, he's a merry old fellow,
He's been taking Bill Rothman's courses in "Mellow."
To sweet David Donald, a bowl full of grits
To Big Jim Ed Rice, 200-plus hits
To Big Chief Saul Chafin, a brand new Impala,
To Franklin Friedel, a blind date with Fala
To Master Al Heimert, a new book on whales,
For Archibald Cox, Blind Justice's scales.
Raise a toast to Von Doering, Chem 20's professor,
To Doc Warren Wacker, a new tongue depressor
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