Like early papers--maybe--to Patrick Sorrento.
Good Cheer to Jack Reardon, athletic director,
And Cardinal Benelli, the papal elector.
Though we're short of cash, we just might finagle
A valuable present for Michael Shinagel
(Whose wish--just to think of it makes us all glummer--Is to have no Crimson around in the summer).
Health to Joe Bernal, the friend of the swimmer;
Better luck next year for Steely Don Zimmer--
Who'd rather not have to face Nettles and Rivers.
(A tip of the hat to long-gone Robert Trivers).
Some nice early copy for brave Lewis Brooks,
And for Francis Burr, some grappling hooks.
A new calculator for Mrs. Senese,
The best of the season to Higonnet, Patrice.
Some more stationery for letter-writer Kilson,
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