Nothing he'd ever have to divest.
For Doctor Rosovsky, the Faculty's mentor:
Peaceful Core meetings with not one dissentor.
Students who view everything in proportion,
No Crimeds guilty of "systematic distortion."
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A gift for Graham Allison, to make his soul merry:
A brand-new name for his shiny library.
For Coach Joseph Restic, halfbacks with strong legs;
For John Fox, a plateful of hot scrambled eggs.
For Dean Archie Epps--though it may seem odd--
A blizzard, the end of the world, or some such act of God.
Let's toast the freshmen's prophet, Henry Moses,
And give David Chan a hundred cheesecake poses.
Salud to Masters Andrews, Bossert, Herlihy,
Heimert, Hutchison, and Vogt, Evon Z.;
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