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Commencement 2025: Senior Spotlight

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The Class of 2025 might be leaving campus, but they’ll never be far from our hearts. Or our thoughts — we’re still a little bit too reliant on their wisdom. The second day of our Commencement Week feature is all about senior voices; we’re listening closely, we promise.

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The Real Traditions of Harvard College

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Whether you think there are three or four rites of passage for students at the College, we’re pretty sure you’re underestimating. Our senior writers have compiled a list of a few more experiences that are practically graduation requirements for undergrads.

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Sage Advice from the Class of 2025

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Whether seniors tear up at the thought of graduating or simply sigh in relief, this time of year is one for reflection. And for (very kind) lecturing. We’ve collected some words of wisdom from this year’s graduates, and we’re happy to share them with the world.

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The Real Traditions of Harvard College

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{shortcode-af79cbc9050cc9f664367f12c63ce3ee3c91c788}With only four years at the College, some might argue that time to complete the four undergraduate traditions is quite limited. However, as experts on campus life, we can confidently say that those people are wrong. Even the prefrosh taking their math placement tests this summer can tell you that you’d only need to complete one tradition per year to finish all four; that’s a rather abysmal level of accomplishment, not at all appropriate for our hallowed institution. To rectify this, we’ve compiled a much longer list of the experiences that truly compose our “transformative education.” You’re welcome.

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Loudly dropping something in Loker Reading Room

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This one only counts if it’s an accident. Bonus points for metal water bottles.

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Soaking in the vibes of Grensday

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Self explanatory: Grendel’s on a Wednesday.

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Adding everyone on Linkedin who goes to Harvard

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Bonus points if you have them on Instagram and know them exclusively through their profile picture.

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Clicking “Love Only” on Datamatch and then refusing to match with anyone

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Cowardice? Commitment issues? We prefer to think of it as maintaining your air of mystery.

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Wearing pajamas to weekend office hours

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Bonus points if they’re patterned. Let your favorite TF learn your favorite dinosaur. Rawr.

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Switching between pre-med (or pre-law) and consulting

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Usually after taking Chem 17 or Chem 27. Or right after dropping HUCG comp. Sigh.

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Smiling and nodding when a tourist asks if they should rub John Harvard’s foot for good luck

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This one’s diabolical. You are evil.

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Having your MIT frat experience

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You’ll go once and never feel the urge to go back. Ever.

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Going on a date with someone from MIT

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No, they’re not better off campus.

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Going on a date with someone from Tufts

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If you thought the other one was bad, don’t do this. Ever. Feel the fiery wrath of hell before you ever attempt this right of passage.

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Frantically skimming your readings for a class discussion at the beginning of the class

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A skim is a win sometimes. Or you can phone a friend (Chat GPT).

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Pretending to love Felipe’s rooftop just because the drinks are cheap

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We truly are broke college students here.

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Doing your club homework before your chores or real homework

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Priorities, right?

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Forgetting your room key before showering in a communal bathroom, then standing outside waiting for Securitas in nothing but a towel

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One of the most intimate interactions you’ll ever experience on campus, but it happens to us all.

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\r\nThese experiences might be tamer than the archetypal four, but we believe that no four years at the College could be complete without them. If you still have some time left in your undergraduate career, we hope you’ll relish completing each and every one of them (some mostly in retrospect) at a respectable rate of four to five per year. If you’re about to receive your diploma on Commencement Day, we hope you’ll remember the time spent suffering enjoying these rites of passage with fondness. No one will believe you when — okay, let’s be real, if — you say that Harvard students know how to party but you can always pretend.

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Sage Advice from the Class of 2025

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As the Class of 2025 prepares to graduate and venture out into the world (yikes), campus is filled with nostalgia, anticipation, and a healthy dose of disbelief at how quickly four years can fly by. For many, graduation is a time to reflect on memories like late-night study-turned-yap sessions with friends, spontaneous adventures to CVS (is this really what we consider a night out?), and $7 Tatte coffees. It’s also a time to reflect on lessons learned — both inside and outside the classroom — that they will carry with them for a lifetime.

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I talked to a handful of seniors to capture their infinite wisdom on navigating this institution. While there truly is no one way to do college “right,” perhaps some mindsets are more helpful than others in finding fulfillment amidst the psets, papers, and midterms held nowhere near the middle of the term. Whether you’re just starting your Harvard journey or about to close this chapter, here’s some sage advice gleaned from conversations with members of the Class of 2025 before they head out into the world – don’t worry, it’s in good hands.

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1. Say yes to new things.

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Every semester at Harvard can, and should, feel different. Show up to random events: talks at the Institute of Politics, ArtsThursdays at the Harvard Art Museums, or IMs for your House. Spend a semester in the beekeeping club, the next on the ballroom dance team. Be spontaneous, and pick up new skills that go beyond the classroom. Yes, whistling counts.

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2. People will come and go.

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Some friendships will last a lifetime; others will be brief but meaningful. And some may just be brief and unmeaningful. Your first-year roommate or a close friend from a section may not be in your life by senior year, and that’s okay. Treasure the relationships you have, and if some run their course, be grateful for the moments you shared.

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3. Go beyond Harvard Square for meals.

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Boston’s food scene is incredible; don’t limit yourself to Harvard Square or the North End when you’re craving something beyond HUDS. Hop on the T and explore Porter Square, Kendall, Davis, Allston, and Somerville. These neighborhoods are just a short ride away and are full of hidden gems that are often overlooked by the rushed (and stressed) undergraduate. Your belly — and Beli account — will thank you.

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4. Optimize for quality over quantity.

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Freshmen often focus on quantity: trying to comp as many clubs, meet as many people, and take as many classes as possible. But college should be about optimizing depth, not breadth, focusing on quality over quantity. If you graduate with a handful of lifelong friends, strong connections with a couple of professors, and a few activities you truly care about, then you’ll have had a rich and meaningful Harvard experience. Bonus points if you make it onto the Khuranagram along the way.

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5. Hold onto your support system.

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No one gets through Harvard alone. Lean on your friends, TFs, professors, and mentors. Be open and ask for help when you need it. When life gets tough — breakups, rejections, or just the daily grind — make sure you have friends to call, friends to commiserate with over classes, and friends to cry and laugh with over anything and everything.

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6. Explore gems around campus.

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There are so many hidden spots on campus. Check out the koi pond at the business school, or explore lesser-known libraries like Yenching, Schlesinger, or the Music Library. Visit the SEC and its REEF Makerspace (even if you’re not a STEM concentrator), spend time in Radcliffe Yard, and stargaze from the Loomis-Michael Observatory.

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7. Extend a hand to someone new.

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Everyone wants to make new friends, but after the first few weeks of freshman year and Annenberg, people worry about seeming awkward about interacting with people they don’t know. But good vibes attract good vibes. Don’t let fear of rejection stop you from saying hello to someone new.

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8. Don’t do situationships (period).

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If someone wants to be with you, you won’t be stuck in a situationship. Don’t waste your time waiting for someone who won’t reciprocate your feelings. A good person will say what they want (define. the. relationship.) and make their intentions clear — they won’t leave you guessing.

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9. Travel on Harvard’s dime.

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From the Harvard Summer School to internships abroad, there are so many cool travel opportunities available to students, even without accounting for the many clubs that host conferences or teaching programs overseas. These travel opportunities are the perfect chance to meet new people across the College, venture beyond your comfort zone, and explore new countries – all while putting more stress on Harvard’s wallet than your own.

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10. Senior year flies by.

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Don’t be fooled: Senior year isn’t always the “chill” victory lap you expect, especially if you’re writing a thesis. Responsibilities like classes and extracurricular will remain and continue to monopolize your time just like any other semester. But senior year is special because it’s your last chance to finally make time for everything that you’ve been postponing for some point when you thought you’d have “more time.” (Sorry, but if that day hasn’t come yet, it’s never gonna come.) Go on a crazy day trip to New York, spend a Saturday at Six Flags, sign up for an Outing Club trip, and venture into Boston. Cherish the small moments, step outside your comfort zone, and invest in your communities.

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So, as the Class of 2025 takes their last stroll through the Yard and their final photos with John Harvard, remember this: Harvard is less about the lines added to your résumé and more about the late-night conversations, the random side quests, and the people who make the chaos worthwhile.

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Commencement 2025: Dearly Beloved

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If your loved one will be turning the tassel on Thursday, it’s finally time for you to grace the paths through Harvard Yard. The first day of this year’s Commencement Week feature is for anyone and everyone visiting to celebrate the Class of 2025.

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Seven Alternatives to the Harvard Square Hotel

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Finding room and board for Commencement Week is not for the faint of heart. If you did not prevail in the struggle for semi-decently priced accommodations, we have some… unconventional ideas for places you might rest your weary head.

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Flyby’s Guide to Graduation Gifts for the Class of 2025

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Of course, you can’t let your newly minted graduate walk through Johnston Gate without some appreciation for their achievements. Even if you’ve postponed buying a gift until the last minute — let’s just say you thought a gift from the Square would be more special — we’ve got you covered with our list of gift ideas.

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\r\n(P.S. If you’d like some ideas for some detours to take in between celebrating your favorite member of the Class of 2025, we’ve made a suggestion or two in the past.)

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Flyby’s Guide to Graduation Gifts for the Class of 2025

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With Commencement just around the corner, the pressure to get the perfect gift for the Class of 2025 graduate closest to your heart is on. Fortunately for those of you who have procrastinated on your Commencement gift shopping, Flyby has you covered with our foolproof graduation gift guide!

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For the graduate who keeps describing ‘a new chapter’:

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Embrace the sappy metaphor with a fancy pen from Bob Slate’s Stationary — or any of the other stationery-adjacent stores in Harvard Square, for that matter. If they’re not quite a pen person, a new Moleskine journal can go a long way.

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For the graduate who wants to travel the world:

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Prepare them for their departure from the Harvard bubble with a new travel backpack. If you’re on a budget, a pack of disposable cameras for them to document their adventures also works.

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For the graduate going into an office job:

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A fancy pen also works for this one, particularly as it will be used in that upcoming 9 to 5 (a euphemism if they’re going into investment banking). Gift cards for their favorite coffee shop or for them to build their office siren wardrobe will also be appreciated.

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For the graduate who’s always blinged up:

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Whether they like to wear gold, silver, or mix it up, a nice pair of earrings or a new necklace can be the perfect gift for some. Take a peak at Zinnia, Rebekah Brooks, or The Attic if you need some inspiration near campus.

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For the graduate who would rather just stay home:

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A trip to any of the bookstores near Harvard will give you tons of options. Ranging from poetry at Grolier to rom-coms at Lovestruck, preloved classics at Rodney’s Bookstore, or literally anything at the Harvard Bookstore, you’ll find the perfect book for a graduate who clearly isn’t tired of reading yet, if you look for it.

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For the graduate going into debt grad school:

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An appointment at the Mignone Center for Career Success. Alternatively, a small bundle of cash inside a book on budgeting or a nice coffee machine for even more late nights spent studying are sure to be as heartfelt as they are useful.

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For the graduate who reads Flyby:

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A bottle of Andre Peach Moscato (iykyk) and a bouquet of flowers from Brattle Square Florist.

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Regardless of what you choose to get them, your favorite Class of 2025 graduate will surely be impressed. Good luck with your shopping!

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Seven Alternatives to the Harvard Square Hotel

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Finding a place to stay during Commencement Week can feel like a competitive sport — especially when every hotel within a five-mile radius is either fully booked or charging more than a month’s rent for two nights’ rest. If you missed your window to book the Harvard Square Hotel back in January (or never planned to in the first place), don’t worry. There are plenty of unconventional, creative, and likely better alternatives scattered across campus that offer more personality than an overpriced suite ever could. Whether you’re in it for the vibes, the proximity, or just a decent couch to crash on, here are seven free places you might just consider turning into a makeshift home base this graduation season.

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1. The Science and Engineering Complex (SEC)

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With the number of computer science students that probably slept here during reading period, security won’t bat an eye at a couple more snoozers. There’s also showers and Peloton bikes (i.e. a complimentary gym), so what more could you possibly want?! You’ll also enjoy a gorgeous view of the river as you walk across one of the bridges to return to the Square… even if skies end up stormy come Commencement Day.

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2. Pfoho Spfa

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We all know this spot exists, but has anyone ever really gone here? Also, most hotels charge for extra services like spas, so why not take advantage of a free one right on campus? Nobody will bother to check if anyone’s hanging around the Quad, so rest assured that the coast is clear for you.

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3. The Widener Stacks

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By choosing the stacks as your home base for Commencement, you can knock out two birds with one stone — sightseeing on the steps, and practical living conditions inside. Just pick a spot a few miles down from any elevator, and you can assure that your stay will not only be quiet, but also filled with endless sources of the best kind of entertainment: books!

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4. Science Center Observatory

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As hard as this spot might be to access for some families this Commencement season, it is one that transcends any traditional hotel living situation. The observatory room is not only super cozy but will also give you a bird’s-eye view of the Commencement ceremony from your very own living quarters! Even if you wake up too late to join the entry line at 5 a.m., this telescope will have you covered.

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5. The Science Center Plaza Tent

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Scared of heights? Take it down a few notches from the observatory and plant yourself in this large and oddly well-maintained tent! Given the fact that the Senior Soirée was $40 to enter, this tent might as well be considered a five-star stay location.

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6. The SOCH (Student Organization Center at Hilles)

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If you have a graduate in the Quad, this living destination will be more than ideally situated. Even if your graduate is located along the river, staying in the SOCH will show you firsthand where many Harvard students spend way too much of their time. What can we say? We value our extracurriculars here, and the SOCH is where the action happens!

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7. The Harvard Square Hotel Lobby

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Listen. The lobby of this hotel is honestly probably just as nice as anything that you’d be getting in an actual room. If you spend long enough on one of the lobby couches, the staff might think that you’ve just been having difficulties with getting your room (that you don’t actually have) and try to accommodate you. And nobody is going to be that diligent in checking who is in and out the complimentary beverage station. To me, it sounds like wins across the board.

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We’ll leave weighing the legal implications of these hotel alternatives to you, though we should note that we at Flyby do not condone trespassing. That said, we wish you the best of luck with finding a place to stay — and a comfortable stay wherever you end up — so if your housing solution is more creative than most, we won’t tell if you won’t.

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Flyby Investigates: Henrys at Harvard

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Picture this: You’re sitting in section, your brain on autopilot while you scroll through your fifth “Senior Sale!!!” email like it’s your job (which, let’s face it, it basically is at this point, but no, this does not mean you can stop recruiting). You’re tuned out, thinking about whether you really need that lightly worn T-shirt, when suddenly your TF calls for Henry.

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Henry. Which Henry? Who is Henry? At Harvard College alone, you have at least 26 choices; the name is the 23rd most popular name on campus. Why? We’re not quite sure. While Henry now holds a coveted position among the 20 most popular baby names year after year, it barely cracked the top 100 most popular names until the late 2000s, after most current undergraduates were born. Henry isn’t just a popular name on campus but an oddly popular one.

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How were the parents of our campus Henrys so ahead of the baby-name-popularity curve? Does someone at the admissions office automatically award brownie points to any applicant named Henry? We just had to know. To get to the bottom of the curious abundance of Henrys on campus, we spoke to a few of them.

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What does the name Henry mean to you?

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Henry D. Pahlow ’28: I’m the fourth Henry Pahlow. So it started with my great-great-great grandpa, who immigrated here, and he was actually married to a Henrietta, and he named his son Henry, and then his son named his son Henry… So I think a lot of what the name Henry means to me is about family… I hope I can walk in their footsteps.

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Henry P. Moss IV ’26: I actually am Henry the fourth! For me, it brings back memories of family — my dad, my granddad, great granddad, all that kind of stuff.

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Henry Xuan ’25: I actually texted my mom about this a while ago… She said I was named after the king Henry… And I think her point was, she wanted to name me after people who are known for, like, their strong leadership ability, like, had a lot of vision, had the ability to navigate through difficult times.

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Have you ever considered going by a name other than Henry?

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HDP: Sometimes, like, I've had teachers and friends that like — I'm not French, but they call me Henri.

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HPM: I’ve had a few nicknames. Sometimes, I go by Hennessy. I’m just kidding. But no, I never really seriously had a nickname. I like the name Henry.

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HX: I get a lot of, like, nicknames… But I think my favorite nickname — I think this is the one I, like, actually seriously considered going by — is the French version of my name, which is Henri… But the funny part is, like, I didn’t know it’s spelled H-E-N-R-I… I thought it was spelled, like, O-N-R-Y.

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Would you name your kid Henry?

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HDP: Depending on my future spouse, if they’d agree to that, I think it’d be cool to continue the family tradition, but I know it’s kind of fallen out of favor to name your child after you… I think it’s a good name, and I’d be happy to give my son such a great name. Or, if I have a daughter, maybe Henrietta.

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HPM: Oh, I would have to! Henry V! I mean, you gotta get to Henry VIII, he's the most famous Henry of all time.

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Do you think the name Henry suits you?

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HDP: I think it’s short, but sweet. I mean, I’m not short, but I try to be humorous. I try to, even in the short interactions I have with people, make an impact on their day, joke around.

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HPM: I think that the name Henry suits me very well. I love the name Henry. It’s great! When I think of Henry, I think of kind of chill, not super uptight, kind of goes with the flow, but always down to have a good time.

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HX: I think so. I think it’s, like, a personable name. It’s not as basic as, like, Kevin, I guess… I think it has some character to it, honestly.

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Have you ever interacted with another Henry on campus?

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HDP: Oh, many. And you know, it’s so joyful… I feel like everyone sort of grew up where the name Henry wasn’t necessarily common, and now, we come here, and we all find each other, and it’s sort of beautiful. Like, I don't think there’s a Henry club on campus, but I would be open to starting one.

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HPM: Henry Xuan; he runs the Eliot grille.

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HX: I have indeed, many times… I think there’s just, like, an immediate sense of camaraderie whenever someone else is named Henry. Like, we’d always dap each other up; we’d immediately be buddies. We don’t really talk about why we’re named Henry. It's just like, ‘Hey, you’re named Henry. I'm named Henry. Like, of course, we’re gonna be best friends.’

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Do you consider yourself to be better than the average student on the basis of being named Henry?

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HDP: No. Okay, I think Henry is a good name. I think there’s a lot of other really good, more creative names on campus.

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HPM: Without a doubt, yeah. The name Henry just gives you plus… I don’t know the exact amount, but plus something. The baseline is just higher.

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HX: I think so. I mean, I hope so, rather. I think maybe we hold ourselves to a higher standard… I think there’s just a lot of history with the name… So it’s almost, like, a little bit of an expectation.

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Who’s your favorite Henry that you’ve met on campus?

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HDP: Can I say, like, I like them all equally? Every chance I’ve gotten to interact with a Henry, I think I’ve taken something different from the interaction, and it’s been beautiful to find our commonalities, but also nerd out about our differences.

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HPM: Henry Xuan, I really like the guy! He completely restarted the Eliot grille after it closed during COVID. He took that project and did it all himself, so I have the utmost respect for that.

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HX: I'd say Henry Wu [’25]. He, like, performed at the first-year talent show. And I think people, like, confused us sometimes. And then some people were like, ‘Yo, you killed it at the talent show,’ and I'd be like, ‘Huh?’

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If our conversations with these Henrys are any indication, no one’s quite sure why there are so many Henrys on campus, but they’re not complaining. And neither are we. (As long as there aren’t, like, 15 in the Class of 2029 — we have to draw the line somewhere.)

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How to Survive a Lamont All-Nighter

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{shortcode-cb950f03971ac07d707cebfcb51fe223f25d5816}The time has arrived when Harvard students (attempt to) flex their academic skills through exams and papers that would crush weaker students. With great power comes great responsibility, but between formal season and move-out, that great responsibility piles up a little too quickly for my liking. So, as you look to Lamont, with its café windows glowing in the distance, for the solution to all your productivity problems, this all-nighter veteran is here to share the tips the opps don’t want you to know.

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An unhealthy amount of caffeine
\r\nAs someone who avoids the bitter taste of coffee like the plague, trust me when I say some caffeinated assistance is necessary. Although you may be able to survive your usual day without caffeine, the basic rules of the universe do not apply to an all-nighter of this caliber. Some options for a decent boost reminiscent of the nitrous oxide from “The Fast and the Furious” are Celsius, a very dark cup of coffee, or really anything backed by Big Caffeine. You’ll need a cup of green tea at the very minimum. Good luck if you try to last the night without it; you’d be stronger than me.

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Attire perfect for the occasion
\r\nI know what you’re thinking: Who will care about my sartorial choices when I am typing 326 words a minute at 4 a.m.? The answer: you, pookie. The same way a good hiker requires a decent pair of boots, you need to make sure your outfit can make it through the night. A comfortable layered outfit allows you to remain equipped for the multi-layered adversity you’ll definitely experience. Whether it be a sudden blast from the AC or the expected sweats that set in during the home stretch, you must be ready to tackle it all. Bonus tip: Run through a solid skin care routine before you arrive at Lamont because there’s no way a full face of a long day’s grime and sweat is the best starting point.

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The ultimate study playlist
\r\nI feel like this one goes without saying, but the trick here is in the curation. High BPMs are critical to ensure you’re staying active and awake. A good standard to consider is whether it works for CPR. If so, it’ll probably work for you. Although the lofi study soundscape might be your go-to during your chill, Smith Center study days where you only have a mere outline to complete, I recommend throwing in the occasional chaos track to ensure you don’t get too comfortable while writing your 25-page single-spaced junior tutorial final.

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Friends (that are not made along the way)
\r\nIt’s time to put your friendships to the test. Taking on such a Herculean task really should be a group project, because no one can hold you more accountable than an equally desperate comrade. You’ll hit a point a few hours in where you may start to believe that you have indeed developed the sudden ability to awaken from a nap right as the clock strikes that 15-minute mark, but trust me, it’s better safe than sorry. With the help of good company, you’ll be sure to have someone to kick you awake if you start nodding off. So gather the suitemates and recluse yourselves from society like the academic weapons y’all are; if you make it to dawn, trust that your friendship can survive any international trip in the future.

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Continuous reality checks
\r\nYes, goals should be big and bright, and you should aim at the sun (or whatever they say at high school graduations). But the backrooms of a 24-hour library are not the place for a sunshine mentality. There, you must implement a clear game plan. Maybe you can actually write three different 12-page research papers in eight hours, but I’d suggest you not experiment with that a day before the deadline. So be realistic and make a checklist of what needs to get done, ideally with smaller benchmarks for timed check-ins during the night. But remember that you may hit a lull at some point, so give yourself grace. Oh, and if any extra motivation (other than the looming deadline and your grade hanging in the balance, of course) is necessary, imagine that somewhere out there (New Haven, lol. Losers) an unknown Yalie is praying for your downfall.

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Throw a touch of whimsy in there
\r\nWhen you’re six hours in and fully convinced that permanent under-eye bags will remain with you as a neat souvenir, no motivational cat poster can save you. So make it fun, as impossible as it sounds! Bring your favorite snacks, make a collaborative playlist, have a mini library photoshoot, and go outside and actually touch some grass every few hours. Maybe even set up a reward system for the group check-ins so you can Pavlov’s-dog yourself into wanting to work efficiently.

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Although the Sleep GenEd professors may strongly advocate against an all-nighter (and Flyby is definitely not telling you to let your health take such a hit), we know our audience. So good luck to everyone hitting up their group chats to see what snacks to buy. Don’t forget to pack your emotional support water bottle. We hope you get to enjoy a nice 12-hour sleep with a cold pillow after.

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HUPD Police Log: Reading Period Edition

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{shortcode-4d16d142c8766b8e1bbf6bd687593e68f827f1c1}The countdown to the end of the semester has been flying by — lol, get it? — but for HUPD, it’s definitely felt like an eternity given all of our shenanigans. Even though we are all (technically) supposed to be in the library, studying away from dawn to dusk (and dawn again), campus is still bustling with activity, and we’re here to share it all with you.

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4.24.25 - Western Avenue, Allston

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“Officer took a report of a stolen package containing baby formula valued at $60.00.”

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To be honest, I originally thought, “Wow, who would need this much baby formula?” but honestly, in this economy, this is probably just enough formula to sustain one baby. Not even one really large baby. Just a normally sized one.

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4.24.25 - Winthrop House, Gore Hall

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“Officer took a report of a drone being operated in the area.”

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Housing Day videos are over, Winthrop; you missed our chance. Sorry, not sorry about our ranking, we don’t care what The Johnnies said about your lyrics. Get your drones out of the sky, unless it's to get started on your redemption for next year.

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4.25.25 - Tercentenary Theatre

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“Officers dispatched a report of individuals filming in the area. Officers arrived, located the individuals, and reported they were allowed to remain in the area.”

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Again! First the drone, and now filming scenes in the Yard? Winthrop HoCo, you are not slick. We expect big things from next year’s video.

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4.26.25 - Plympton Street

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“Officer dispatched to a report of an unattended thermos in the area. Officer arrived and the thermos was deemed safe and all was in order.”

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Phew! Good thing that someone’s soup (or chili, or pasta, or meatballs, or any other assortment of dhall leftovers — thermoses are actually surprisingly versatile) was deemed to be safe! HUPD should investigate the buffalo chicken soup’s safety next, though, because that one just doesn’t sit right with us.

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4.27.25 - Holyoke Place

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“Officers dispatched to a report of a loud party in the building. Officers arrived and reported that the party was over.”

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So sad. We should’ve known not to trust a Harvard party to be hype for more than five minutes.

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4.28.25 - Matthews Hall

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“Officers dispatched to a report of an individual pulling on secured doors to the building. Officers arrived, located the individual, and sent them on their way.”

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Sorry, how are we supposed to tell whether a door is push or pull without repeated testing? Other than the clearly posted signage… Anyway, this was purely out of scientific curiosity; we’d never want to spend time in Matthews anyway.

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4.28.25 - Western Avenue, Allston

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“Officers dispatched to a report of a noise complaint. Officers arrived and reported that the noise was at a reasonable level.”

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One man’s “reasonable” is another man’s “torture” before their last exam of the semester. At least HUPD supports our social lives.

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4.30.25 - Smith Campus Center

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“Officers dispatched to a report of an individual previously sleeping and refusing to leave the building. Officers arrived, located the individual, and sent them on their way.”

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Have we not learned yet that this is a stay awake space? Honestly, though, we get this one. Lofi beats, air conditioning, and the lack of give from the Smith couches is enough to knock us out as well. Gotta get some shuteye before the nightly reading period festivities somehow!

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5.1.25 - Mather House, Tower

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“Officers dispatched to a report of a noise complaint. Officers arrived and reported that the area was quiet.”

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Yeah, personally we believe the officers on this one. Even if there were a darty in the tower, we’re pretty sure all that concrete would keep the music from resonating.

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5.1.25 - Massachusetts Hall

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“Officer dispatched to a report of an individual setting up filming equipment without authorization outside of the building. Officer arrived, located the individual, and sent

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them on their way.”

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Seriously? Again, looks like Winthrop HoCo’s filming some Johnnies bait.

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How to Get a Fête Plus One

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{shortcode-7bc63deeb26e29aff16a32a91de816b05cd54e15}It’s reading period again. There’s spikeball on the MAC Quad. Sundresses are back in action. Flowers are blooming, and CVS is running out of Zyrtec. As our class schedules free up, our social calendars fill fast, but let’s be honest: there’s only one event that really matters right now.

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Fête.

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Eliot’s famous spring formal — where chocolate-dipped strawberries, dramatic ice sculptures, and fairy lights have us all thinking, “Yes, this is what going to Harvard is supposed to feel like.” If, like me, you’re one of the lucky few in Eliot, your calendar has been marked for months. If not, you’ve probably been scheming since last spring to secure a coveted plus one… and now it’s four days out, and you still don’t have a ticket.

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The good news? Flyby, as always, is here to help. Here are ten methods you can try to win yourself a spot at this *elite* black-tie affair.

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1. Write a handwritten letter to an Eliot resident.

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In an age of DMs and GCal invites, a heartfelt note on real paper goes a long way. Seal it with a mastodon (NOT an elephant) sticker. Maybe draw a little cartoon of you standing under Eliot Bell Tower and looking hopeful. People might not give in to texts, but they will give in to whimsy.

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2. Pretend you’re lost... like, really lost.

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Wander into Eliot breezeway in full formalwear mumbling, “Is this... the SOCH?” If anyone asks why you’re in heels and holding a bouquet, just say you’re looking for your club’s comp celebration. Note: This might be easier to pull off if you’re a freshman.

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3. Turn to the Black Market.

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Back in my freshman year, tickets were going for $300+, in the first rendition of Fête post-Covid. This year, word on the street says supply meets demand at an equilibrium price of $115 — or the entirety of your yearly BoardPlus.

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4. Become a rebound.

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We all know at least one Eliot senior who just went through a long-distance-on-the-horizon-induced breakup. They’ve already maxed out their Claude 3.7 Sonnet Credits until 2 a.m. and now need real-life emotional processing. Offer to be their grounded, hot friend who shows up in style to “make the ex jealous.” Bonus points if you coordinate outfits.

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5. Say you’re with the band.

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Show up around 8 p.m. carrying speakers (rented from Cabot Science Library), muttering, “I’m with Soul City.” Wear over-the-ear headphones and a slightly stressed expression. Say you “do tech.” No one knows what that means, but it sounds official.

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6. Begin the Interhouse Transfer process (just in case).

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Technically, you can’t transfer Houses this late in the game. But if you casually email the House Administrator asking about “long-term residency options,” who’s to stop you? Start eating in Eliot regularly, say things like “I’ve always felt at home here,” and loudly mourn the two-year renovation delay. If anyone asks, just say you’re living in a Fairfax double next year.

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7. Start dating someone in Eliot… temporarily.

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First, set your Hinge radius to 0.02 miles and park yourself in Eliot dining hall. Then, make a profile with the classic “Looking for someone who… helps me delete this app,” and watch the roses roll in. Finally, go on a Berryline date Saturday night, casually mention you’re free Tuesday after 9 p.m., and voila — an invite. By Wednesday, ghost or say, “You deserve someone better.” And, honestly? That’s still more closure than most matches get.

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8. Act like the ice sculptor.

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Start carrying around a chisel and casually referencing “my piece for Tuesday night.” Say things like, “I’ve been exploring subtractive forms in the context of edible centerpieces.” No one will ask follow-ups if you sound serious enough.

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9. Just ask.

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Sometimes, the boldest move is the simplest. Stand on a table in Eliot dhall and announce your availability. Go door-to-door sticking Post-its with “Fête?” and your number. Yell “Anyone need a plus-one?” into the courtyard void. You never know until you try.

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10. Shoot me a text.

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As a proud Eliot resident and member of the decorations committee, I have not one, but two coveted plus one’s. I’ve technically already given them out… but I could be convinced otherwise. Bonus points if you take me out to dinner beforehand, offer to help pay for my dress, massage my feet after a night of dancing, and take 10,000 photos of me from slightly above eye level — uploaded promptly to our “FÊTE 2025” shared album. And yes, I will ask, “Wait, can we do one more but this time candid?”

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This is the last Fête in old Eliot before two years of renovation. So, no pressure, but if you’re going to scheme, now’s the time.

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See you on the dance floor — if you make it in.

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Reading Period Affirmations

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{shortcode-58967719087cb43f9998a7e3f9c76415dbe661dd}Reading period is a sacred time. I’d argue that it’s Harvard students at their peak. Nothing says bonding, studying, and sheer panic like being the first through the door to Widener and marinating in Lamont for weeks on end. You think you know how bad the Lamont second floor bathrooms smell during midterms? Think again. Just as the Boston weather decides to stop being insecure and consistently serve spring, we all get to enjoy it… but only from the stacks!

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As we binge hours of Panopto lectures, abuse all of Canvas’s possible features, and leave scathing QGuide reviews, here are a few affirmations to help make this unbearable season just a little less miserable. When you emerge from your heinous nap and journey to CVS to buy five more cans of Celsius, keep these sayings on hand to run through your head and silence the voices in your head.

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“Chat and I are locked in.”

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“Lock in” is so last semester. I think we are all a little more honest with ourselves now. Yes we are locking in for finals, but we’re also locked in more than ever with our bestie ChatGPT. In an academically integral way of course. One of the biggest things I’ve learned this semester is that ChatGPT truly is such a tool. From interview prep to making study guides to quite literally teaching the content to me as if I were a five-year-old, Chat will no doubt be helpful. Chat and I will be walking the stage together during commencement.

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“The work always gets done.”

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Ok, we all say this, but if you think about it, it’s true. The work will always get done. On time? Maybe, maybe not. Gracefully? Sure, somewhat. But it does get done. We don’t really have a choice, but hey, remember this when it feels like you can never truly escape the trenches.

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“You win some, you lose some.”

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To be quite frank, it usually feels like you win some, you lose more. But that is not the mindset to have during reading period. Yes, it seems as though we face many, many, many losses during reading period, from not getting a seat in the library to moving every single thing on today’s to-do list to tomorrow’s, it is just as important, if not more, to recognize the small wins throughout the week to come. Waking up for the day is a big enough win. Drinking enough water for the day, also a win. We take what we can get.

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“Doing it for my mental health.”

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This one needs no explanation. If the decision is always between studying more or doing something for your mental health, listen to me loud and clear: Do it for your mental health. Take that 30-minute walk around the river for your mental health. DoorDash every day for your mental health. Buy your nightly sweet treats for your mental health. Protect your peace, please!

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“Life is worth living.”

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This is the best affirmation to tell yourself. Sing it to yourself in your sleep. Repetition in studying works, so repetition must work here too. If you say it enough, then you will eventually believe it. Just imagine yourself at the finish line, breathing actual air and enjoying what summer has in store for you. You got this!

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Flyby Tries: Letting ChatGPT Determine My Finals Study Schedule

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Unfortunately for me, none of those skills involves the actual making of a plan. And as final exams roll around (they’re in a week, people: insanity), I have found myself without a study schedule for my exams. I suppose I could do what I did last semester, which is think happy thoughts as I walk into the Science Center for each final.

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But it’s a new semester, a new year, and a new me. I wanted to try to have a real calendar this time, partly because I see all the pretty colors on other peoples’ GCals. Being resourceful and ascribing to the philosophy of working smarter, not harder, I had ChatGPT do it for me, for my own good and also because I’m sure many readers have been wondering the same thing.

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The basics: I have exams in Ps11 (crying in premed), Math 21b (crying in three psets a week), Psy 18 (crying in… actually, nothing, I love this class), plus a take-home final in Ling 83. I entered my classes, plus the exam dates and the amount of review materials per class, and told ChatGPT to create a study schedule for me beginning Monday, April 21.

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Check out the results below!

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Did It Work?

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I attempted to follow this schedule beginning Monday, April 21, through Friday, April 25. It began just fine — on Day 1, I copy/pasted vocab for Psy 18 into Anki, and skimmed old PS11 notes like the formulas would upload themselves into my brain. Day 2 also went fine, though I awakened some exam terrors realizing how much math I’ve forgotten over the course of the semester.

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Day 3 was where things went off the rails, though in my defense, it wasn’t entirely my fault. Tragically, the PS11 review exams hadn’t been posted yet, so I decided to do nothing instead. The hour of blissful doomscrolling during the time I should’ve been following my ChatGPT schedule was so nice that, when Day 4 rolled around, I chose to do the same again instead of more Psy 18 review.

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By Day 5, I’d convinced myself that, since disaster didn’t strike on Wednesday or Thursday, I could skip Friday, too. And I did, and with that, the weekend came — which made all thoughts of academics evaporate anyway.

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So this exercise, while not entirely successful — I still minimally follow this schedule, but have taken a lot of creative liberty in what the definition of “skimming” is — taught me that the second I slack off, I lose my motivation. But while I did follow it, I felt fantastically productive.

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A side reflection: I love the emojis that ChatGPT incorporated into the schedule. They take the edge off of the stress and horror of looking at a calendar that means I have to actually sit down and study.

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In all, while fully following my schedule was an utter disaster, if you’re like me and have no plan yet, consider letting ChatGPT take the wheel instead! You can show true intellectual vitality by embracing our AI overlords.

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So What Had Happened Was… Visitas 2025

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{shortcode-089f34c9b9f94cefe51e07cc8c075e7fa75f0550}Visitas has come and gone, and with it so has a horde of potential students. While the sight of a gazillion red lanyards made us die a little inside, we’d be lying if we said that their presence on campus didn’t invite some self-reflection. We once were excited to be on campus. We once, a very long time ago, had life in our eyes. And we once were incredibly foolish — just as the prospective Class of 2029 is now. Here are some highlights from our encounters with prefrosh this weekend.

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“Wow, you got in RD. Good for you.” – one prefrosh to another prefrosh. Whether they were sarcastic or sincere, we will never know.

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“I already know what I’m writing my senior thesis on.” – a rather delusional prospective student.

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“My host told me not to be in the dorm before 10 p.m.” – a prefrosh commenting on their host’s (slightly odd) obsession with their Visitas social life. (Or perhaps their host just wanted some peace and quiet while battling the Sunday scaries.)

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On the flipside, many of us were hoping for our Visitas hostees to head back to our dorms a little bit earlier. One of our writers had to collect her Visitas kid at 2 a.m. Monday morning — predictably, her prefrosh was hopelessly lost — and had to witness her charge kissing goodbye to a boy she’d met a total of two hours before. (No one tell them the expiration date on Visitas relationships; they’ve probably figured it out by now anyway.)

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We also had to witness the outcome of our prefrosh’s run-ins with a certain performing arts organization named after a dessert (iykyk), and we suffered the anxiety of having only 25 percent of our guests ever reappear in our dorm rooms. Perhaps they were huddled up in another dorm? Rumor has it that two prefrosh were asking if they could sleep in Kirkland basement last night. We just hope they realize that the mice can be found in places other than the dhall peanut butter.

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Silly little prefrosh, you haven’t even started your time on campus and you’re already trying to earn your spot at the top of the social ladder. “Harvard should be more competitive; I don’t want to be at a school that’s not competitive because then you aren’t being pushed enough.” – someone that we’d rather not see on campus next fall…

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“Nah, I’m going to HUCG open house, actually.” – a prefrosh, in response to hearing about AADT at the club fair on Sunday.

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“Oh, you write for Flyby? I just took their purity test.” – a prefrosh with impeccable taste in blogs.

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“That felt like a movie.” – someone (read: definitely a prefrosh) apparently very stunned by Ec 10b lecture this Monday. Was it really that awe-inspiring? We can’t be sure, considering that we were not quite conscious at the time.

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Unfortunately, this was not only the instance in which prefrosh were far, far, far more academically engaged than we were… They sat in the front rows of our lecture halls. They answered our TFs with actual sentences instead of blank stares. And worst of all, they dared to ask us questions after our class presentations. Clearly, the Class of 2029 puts the vitality in intellectual vitality. We’ll see how long that lasts…

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Things to NOT Bring to Harvard

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{shortcode-e55025e6ab9159623bf82bfc870b557601321d9d}As a dinosaur senior nearing extinction graduation, I have some final words of wisdom to our future prefrosh, now that you’ve seen how tiny a college dorm really is. Still, we’re confident you loved Harvard so much that you’re going to commit, so let’s skip ahead and start talking about packing. Imagine this: A room as pristine as an influencer’s. Needing less than five minutes to clean when your friends are coming over. Being able to move all your boxes on your own without help. My friends, that’s all within reach if you BRING LESS STUFF. It’ll take discipline, but it’s so worth it when you’re able to finish moving in less than a day. Here’s a list of things you absolutely do not need in college to get you started. I’m going to call everyone out — including myself.

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1. One million pairs of shoes.

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I’ll make this simple and tell you exactly what you’ll need for your time in Boston. For the dreary great outdoors, a pair of snow/rain boots (could potentially use the same pair of boots for both), a pair of formal shoes, and one comfy pair of water-resistant sneakers. For indoors, a pair of slippers and definitely a pair of bathroom flip-flops. Maybe a backup pair of sneakers in case the first gets damaged. That’s already seven pairs of shoes; you can’t possibly need more. This is LS1B, not New York Fashion Week. Oh, and don’t bring heels. With the loose bricks on the streets, heels will win you nothing but a free trip to Mass General.

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2. Too many extra clothes.

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Sure, you want some outfits that make you feel confident. But choose (and pack) wisely (read: sparingly). Keep in mind you’ll be getting so many clothes at Harvard. Freshmen get the free “One Crimson” sweatshirt. You’ll get your Class of 20something shirt and your freshman dorm shirt. Your concentration will give you subsidized clothes. Many clubs give out clothes whether you’re a committed member or not. Your House will have free shirts. Seriously – once I didn’t bring enough short sleeve shirts and got three from the Kirkland IM tutors. Just do your laundry every week, and you won’t need so many clothes.

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3. A bike you won’t use.

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In my opinion, you only need a bike if you have off-campus extracurriculars (even then, public transit usually covers that), will commit to regular biking for leisure, or live in the Quad. No one else will need one, so it’ll just be a pain. I promise you won’t forget how to ride a bike during college.

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\r\n4. Too many decorations.

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I started with three sets of fairy lights, a desk lamp, night lights and more — plus posters and wall decor. It was bad. Most students don’t spend too much time in their room and end up studying in a library. Anyway, even if you study in your room, your tears over Chem 17 will block your view of your decorations. I’ve downsized to one set of lights and a few posters. I am a much happier person.

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5. A ton of plants.

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Unless your hometown is within driving distance from campus. If you have to fly home and back, your plants will die. It’s hard to find people to care for your plants over breaks because so many people will also be away from campus. I’d recommend a maximum of two cheap plants that don’t need frequent watering and making as many friends from Massachusetts as possible.

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6. Multiple water bottles.

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You just need one high-quality water bottle. End of discussion.

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7. Cooking supplies: rice cookers, smoothie blenders, etc.

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You won’t have energy to cook in college. You think you will now because you’re in 500 extracurriculars and 20 AP classes yet still find time to make your favorite meals, but don’t be deceived. Time passes differently in college. You won’t have as much energy as you did when you were a teenager. HUDS is great; trust them, they’ve got you. If you have dietary restrictions, tell the Disability Access Office and they’ll meet your needs. Don’t live on takeout or cook your own food — it’s a bad financial decision! At most, all you need is a bowl to cook your instant ramen and some utensils to eat it.

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8. Furniture

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You probably know that there’s just no space in a Harvard dorm for furniture. Also, it’s a pain to get rid of at the end of the semester.

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9. Organizers

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They’re a hassle to pack and move. Just get some decent-looking storage bins and toss your stuff in. You’ll be given drawers and closet space for the rest. For stationery, I had a mini-drawer set, a mini-shelf and three pencil cups freshman year. Now all my stationery fits in a singular plastic cup and a random pencil pouch I found in my dad’s garage workbench.

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10. Notes and textbooks from high school.

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College classes are totally different. At times you’ll even feel like you have to relearn everything. That’s normal and crucial to your intellectual growth. Just know that AP Chem and PS11 are entirely different beasts.

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I hope this little list has helped you start cutting down on your college packing list! It’ll be hard to part with some items, but it’s for the best, I promise. And to all the moms out there, you have my permission to send this to your kids to convince them not to buy that futon.

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Visitas, Not Veritas: A Time For Reinvention

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{shortcode-a706c9b9eb651d38ee1c66020b09241da5d2b6ad}Congratulations on making it this far and getting into Harvard! This is a whole new chapter in your life and the perfect opportunity to start anew. Here, you can leave behind any baggage or unmet expectations that have been plaguing you since you didn’t get the lead role in your fourth grade play. For those of you who might find this fresh start daunting or in case you’re feeling a little uninspired, here are some ideas for the new identity you can take on, whether for the weekend or for the next four years.

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1. Direct descendant of John Harvard

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Tell everyone that you are the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandchild of John Harvard. You took a 23andMe test to prove it, but unfortunately, since they’re going bankrupt, you can’t provide the receipts. However, everyone who sees you says the resemblance is uncanny — you look straight out of the 30s. The 1630s. But you worked just as hard as, if not harder than, everyone else to be here, and you don’t believe in freebies. Ignore the bulging complimentary tote bag full of free merch.

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2. (Rumored) CIA agent

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Carry around a personal paper shredder, have an AirPod in your ear at all times, and give vague answers in response to small talk questions. Soon, rumors will start spreading that you’re actually a CIA agent going undercover for a top-secret mission. It’s not that you don’t want to grab a meal, it’s that for their safety, you shouldn’t. It’s not that you are undecided about your concentration, it’s that it’s classified information, and they don’t have the clearance.

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3. Genovian royalty

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What do you mean, Americans don’t believe Genovia is a real country? If it’s not a real place, then how come you’re the heir to the throne of Genovia? Anne Hathaway? Who’s that? Julie Andrews? Never heard of her. All you’ve ever wanted in life is to be a normal teenager having the quintessential American college experience. You promise you’re, like, really down-to-earth and humble, so you don’t want anyone to treat you differently — even though you’re royalty… like, heir to the throne of Genovia… like, did you mention that you were real royalty… like, the heir to the throne… of Genovia, which is a real country.

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4. PhD candidate

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As a new admit, you know what it takes to achieve big things. That’s why you’re on a mission. You’re not satisfied with just a bachelor’s degree — you need more. You’ve already researched professors and are ready to collect recommendation letters like Pokémon. Now, all you have to do is convince them that you have been working under them for the past few years. Sneak into their lab, make sure you’re in PPE (iykyk), and act natural. When you “coincidentally” run into the PI, let them know you’ll email them updates by EOD. If they question who you are, act really offended, and congratulations! You’re on your way to a PhD, no bachelor’s degree necessary.

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5. Be yourself… no, seriously.

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Remember the person you applied as? The one that founded two nonprofits, volunteered at the local animal shelter every weekend, AND won a gold medal at the most recent Olympics? Yeah, you set the expectations really high for yourself so now you have to live up to them. You thought you could rest after getting into Harvard? This is just the beginning. Oh, and you’re pre-med? Sure you are. Maybe you’re feeling a little bit of imposter syndrome? Don’t worry, you’re not special. Everyone is just trying to be the best version of themselves. Maybe it’s not a fake identity after all. You really do care about those nonprofits.

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In all seriousness, you’ve already done the hard part by getting into Harvard. Take Visitas as an opportunity to relax, reap the fruits of your labor, and meet a bunch of new people, whether as yourself or someone completely different. No matter where your future takes you, remember that you can always fake your identity be whoever and whatever you want to be.

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How to Emulate a Harvard Local

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As Visitas finally rolls around, we are so excited to have you (prefrosh) all on campus! That being said, you shouldn’t make it obvious that you’re new here. Here are some notes to keep things cool and casual on campus — spark up your alter ego and convince everyone that you’ve been around the Yard once or twice!

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If You’re Wearing Your Lanyard…

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Take it off.

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If Someone Asks You to Touch the Foot…

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Don’t do it. Just don’t.

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If This Man Asks You to Take a Photo…

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Say yes!! (Only to this man though.)

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If You’re Going to Bulldog Days After This…

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We don’t care. (We all got in too.)

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If Someone Mentions That They Live in the Quad…

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Start singing “Sticky.”

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If You See Someone in a (Dashing) Red Sweatshirt Giving a Tour…

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Wish them a happy birthday! (They’ll appreciate the extra tips it gets them.)

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If Someone Mentions Alix Earle…

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Say you were so sad to have missed her Harvard Business School talk because you had class, but you LOVED her pink suit. After all, you’re a cultured member of campus and stay updated with all campus events and visitors.

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If Someone Asks You to Coffee…

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Your favorite spots are Faro, Pavement, and Blue Bottle. (The Blank Street line is too long.)

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If Someone Asks You How Datamatch Went…

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Say you enjoyed your free Playa Bowl, but that’s about it.

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If Someone Asks You How Your Yardfest Was…

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Say that you didn’t realize that Prince and Natasha Bedingfield were the same person. (Have you ever seen them both in the same room? Just saying.)

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If Someone Asks You For Boston Recommendations…

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Ask them if they’ve been to the Common, Newbury, or Seaport (basic but effective).

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If They’re Not Satisfied by That Response…

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Invite them to explore their future job prospects in the city. (The McKinsey and Boston Consulting Group offices are across the street from each other!)

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If They Ask Which T To Take…

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Ashmont/Braintree.

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If They Ask You if You Have Plans This Weekend…

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Say you’re bogged down by your Ec10 pset but have your favorite TFs office hours on Sunday.

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If They Ask You Your Favorite Class…

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Honestly, anything besides Expos is a valid, believable response.

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If They Ask You Your Opinion on the Harvard Mascot Debate

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Turkey or Remy (the cat) are your options, so choose wisely.

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If Someone Asks For Food Past 10 p.m.…

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Your options are Jefes, Felipes, or Achilitos. Same beans, same rice, different tortilla. Take your pick!

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If Someone Mentions Tasty Basty…

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Go. This won’t up your sophistication — but it’s a rite of passage.

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If Someone Asks What the Best House Is…

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Leverett House. (I may or may not live in Leverett House.)

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If Someone Asks You If You Saw Joe Biden…

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Say no, but you did snag a ticket to see Bill Gates earlier in the semester. Build those IOP friendships early.

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If Someone Tells You They Want to Study CS…

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Remind them that there are showers in the SEC.

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If You Don’t Have Visitas Plans…

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Try something new! The Harvard Ballet Company hosts a Visitas workshop, or the Harvard University Consulting Group pre-pre-pre-intro comp meeting is always an option too!

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If Someone Tells You to Comp Flyby…

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Do it! Best decision you will make during your time on campus <333

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If there is one thing to take away from this article, it is that there is so much on this campus waiting for you to understand and explore (especially Flyby, we are very serious about that last tip)! Over the course of the next four years, all of these lines will become second nature to you. Get excited, the best is yet to come!

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\r\nRead the rest of our Visitas 2025 feature here!

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