• Kurt Russell in “Escape From New York”
• If you’re cute and female, then I also like whatever you’re into right now
• HUDS Chicken Fingers
• “The Killing Joke”
• “The Third Man”
—Brian A. Feldman is an outgoing comp director and the outgoing web executive. He has an idea for a joke here, but it’ll be much funnier in 11 months when someone else suggests it. He can be reached at bfeldman@college.harvard.edu.